Happy Fourth Of July to all of our American friends, hope you have a safe and wonderful holiday!
And to all of our Canadian friends, happy Friday.
HateBean isn’t racist. So maybe that’s why it was surprise to everyone to hear an alleged “N-Bomb” in the lyrics. Sure. HateBean claims to have not said that word, but Ellis, Tully, & Jude heard it. You decide for yourself. Plus two bonus tracks of Wilson!
Need more HATEBEAN? We got more HATEBEAN!
Remember the Speech Jammer bit on the show Thursday? Our esteemed colleague @CrackerStacker6 put the speech jammer and his lyrical skills to the test with “Target Practice” by @CassetteCoast and “Put Your Balls On It” by Death! Death! Die! The results? Fucking golden. Don’t believe me? Listen for yourself.
Thursday’s show brought us a little surprise, a bit with a speech jammer app (aka the Canadian Stroke app) for your phone. Basically, the app delay echos what you hear, making it much more difficult to speak normally and concentrate on what you are saying. This was tested out by everyone on the show by doing their best to hit on Katie.
Jason was pretty much unaffected. Either due to his mouth not being connected to his brain or something else. However you rationalize it, he (as well as Nate Hotdog) were pretty much completely unaffected by it. Tully was for the most part unaffected, but you could hear he fought through it more than Ellis & Nate – and it turned out pretty funny. The rest weren’t so lucky. Jetta, Cumtard, Will, and even Katie (a little bit) were much more affected by the Speech Jammer app.
Speculation could lead you to believe Cumtard was “acting” and it certainly seemed that way. Even Ellis and Tully questioned his routine during this bit. And maybe he embellished a little at first, but as time went on, one can clearly see how he might not have been embellishing at all. Jetta and Will both seemed to be nearly as affected by the app as Kevin. The pinnacle was when the 3 of them decided to hit on each other.
This whole bit could potentially start a monster, so lets listen to it’s birth.
We all have our words we say that sound funny. Like Rawdog saying “photographer”. Or you saying “wash”. My adopted father is no exception. Matter of fact, it has become kind of a topic in the past month or two. He really takes full advantage of the beginning part. Doritos. How’d you just say that in your head? Now say it like this: “Dough-ritos” or like this “Door-itos” That’s kind of how Tully says it. You can even catch Ellis trying to say it like that at times. The pronunciation rubs off. Tully is my pretend adopted father, so I’m fully within my rights to tease him on how he says “Doritos”.
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