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I have asked for the EllisFam to do a small 8 question interview so that we may get to know one another and how The Jason Ellis Show has changed or impacted our lives. These are their reply’s, unedited and all in their own words. I hope you enjoy this as much as I do, and thank you to everyone who participated. Without you all this wouldn’t be possible.

Rob (@RobDaub)

  1. Where do you live? I’m a Beadie Eye’d Canadian. High River, Alberta, Canada (east of the Rockies, West of the rest)
  2. What is your occupation? Sell Pumps and Compressors into the OilPatch (sorry @Joeskin69, we don’t sell penis pumps)
  3. Tell me a little about yourself. I’m 31, married with 3 kids and another on the way (I know 4 is fuckin crazy, were done there). I ride moto, but not on a track, mostly tight trail bush riding. I’ve trained MMA for 3 years. I have been hunting since I was 4yrs old, and for the last 10 years I’ve hunted with a recurve bow (bent stick and a string) so I have to be within 20 yards. Otherwise, like most Canadians, I’ve always played hockey, and always drank my weight in booze.
  4. How long have you listened to TJES? I briefly remember hearing him in-between songs at night, but the first show that truly stands out as my “I’m hooked” moment was the phone in the ass show. I remember that you could actually hear the insertion. Let’s just say it definitely wasn’t theatre of the minds.
  5. How did you discover TJES? Heard him ranting instead of playing songs.
  6. What keeps you listening to TJES? I feel like I know everybody personally, It’s like sitting around with friends that make me laugh everyday. Truly addicting, I find myself planning my day around the show.
  7. Has the show changed or impacted you life in any way? How? It got me into MMA and into better shape.
  8. Is there anything else you would like to share? I’m heading moose hunting in Nov, and my main goal while I’m there is to be naked in my top hat when I take the fucker down!

 

If you would like to be apart of the EllisFam Interviews, please contact me (@Az_RedDragon) through twitter and I will send the interview to you.

Show Re-cap For Wednesday 9/12/2012

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Do you feel run down? Do you feel like you keep trying to run away but get no where? Do you feel useless? It’s probably because you ain’t got no legs Lieutenant Dan! But at least you don’t have an awful Chinese dude comb over, unless your an old Chinese dude with no legs, then your just fucked. Boxing isn’t what it used to be, that’s what Ellis says after watching boxing highlights from way back. The dudes that fought were more intense, harder, rougher, and didn’t stop until they couldn’t get up again. Those were the days when men were men and concussions were for pussies. Ever wonder what its like to flog the bishop in a tiny box in middle of a big city? Oh yeah, I forgot who was reading this, let me rephrase. Ever wonder what its like to beat your meat in a pay booth? First you go up some stairs, then put a couple bucks in the machine, the window goes up, and fap fap fap fap fap fap, and then ask for your change back. Or you can spend fifty bucks and get to know the overweight black woman with huge areolas and stretch marks. But on the plus side, she’ll let you touch those gigantic boobies, for a fee of course.

Some dude has the worlds largest biceps and looks ridiculous, he probably can’t even fit into a jack off booth. A dude in New York got randomly stabbed in the ass at a deli, that’s just plain old fucked up. Will made a great new game about New York where the contestant guesses the number in the statistic and the other guy guesses over or under. Simple enough, Ellis won, and now everyone that doesn’t live in NY will continue to not live in NY. Shits expensive and you might get shanked in the brown eye. My app fucked up and then it came back with them saying something about Oprah, so in the end, thank you Sirius App, without you I would have had to hear about that bloated sea cow and the half assed projects her dumpling eating hole is trying to put out.

The new iPhone 5 is coming out. I really don’t give a shit, as long as I can get porn while sitting in the parking lot waiting for my kids to get out of school, I’m happy. There’s a girl out there with Elils’s signature on her cooter, so shout out to her ass! Ellismania.com is cranking out more fight available for your viewing pleasure like the Andrea vs. Bently fight and then boner producing tonsil hockey match. All the Canadian’s just went, HOCKEY! I FOOKING LOVE HOCKEY EH! I’m just kidding, you guys don’t have full internet yet, it’s ok, someday you will. Rawdog may or may not go to an awesome dinner party with Ellis because he will playing with himself, his mouth harp, and making robot phone sex with his latino love. Speaking of his Spanish Fly, he got her some of the shittiest gifts a guy could get her, cards, a robot toy, and some other shit I didn’t hear because I was laughing too hard.

Porn starlet Stoya (@Stoya) was on the show today and her interview whent great, period! She was very nice, polite, and didn’t have one rude outburst, period! She talked about some vagina replica, boobs, threesomes, DP, and general experiences in the industry, PERIOD! In fact I might say that this was the best porn star interview ever, P E R I O D!! Oh and she was a bit stinky. Russia has found a Wooly Mammoth and is trying to clone it to make a massive army of Wooly Mammoth riders to move westward and take over some other European country that has too many v’s in its name. Good luck Russia, glad you found something to do with all that radiation at Chernobyl. Jason, Tully, and Josh are still plugging their Instagram accounts but while your there don’t forget to follow yer mum on Instagram at @IsThatHerVaginaOrACatThatGotRunOverByATruck, OH!

EllisFam Interviews

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I have asked for the EllisFam to do a small 8 question interview so that we may get to know one another and how The Jason Ellis Show has changed or impacted our lives. These are their reply’s, unedited and all in their own words. I hope you enjoy this as much as I do, and thank you to everyone who participated. Without you all this wouldn’t be possible.

The Gauntlet (@WVGauntlet)

  1. Where do you live? Charleston, West By God Virginia
  2. What is your occupation? Cashier at a gas station in the mu’fuckin ghetto.
  3. Tell me a little about yourself. I play guitar in a band, The Gauntlet, we will be promptly taking over the world as soon as we find some rock n rollas who can hang with us. Oh, I’m also Irish, so apply all stereotypes.
  4. How long have you listened to TJES? Shit I don’t know… 4-5 years? Shout out to pot-marijuana!
  5. How did you discover TJES? I remembered him from his days as a skateboarder… Pretty sure I heard Demolition Radio once or twice with him on it, then on & off until Bubba went terrestrial & Ellis fucked his radio face.
  6. What keeps you listening to TJES? That’s probably a better question for my psychologist.
  7. Has the show changed or impacted you life in any way? How? I’m definitely more open-minded in every aspect of my life. I’m just able to deal with shit more even-keeled, I remember all the inspiring monologues from the barren Tully-less Ellis-Rawdog days & his speeches about fighting through whatever bullshit gets thrown at you.
  8. Is there anything else you would like to share? Yes. These goddamned herpes, with ALL of YOU.)

Juan (@Lugoman43)

  1. Where do you live? San Antonio, TX
  2. What is your occupation? I work at the corporate offices of a grocery chain down here called HEB.  We’re kind of a big deal.
  3. Tell me a little about yourself. I’m just a normal guy, working for the weekend.  I enjoy college and pro football, basketball, running and the outdoors (so, much so that I’ve been known to throw a round of Frisbee golf or two every now and then).  I take pride in having a year-round tan.  But, that might be because I’m Mexican (shout out to @JustJ210).
  4. How long have you listened to TJES? I started listening to Ellis when he was talking between songs on Octane.  I guess around 2005?
  5. How did you discover TJES? I used to have a job where I drove around checking prices at Wal-Mart, all over South Texas.  So, being in the car all day, I bought a Sirius Starmate4.  I was thumbing through the stations and I heard this guy, with a funny accent, introducing an AFI song.  You could tell he was trying his hardest NOT to tell you to change the station, so instead of suggesting that, he would tell a story about a frog.  The story had nothing to do with the song playing in the background, but it was extremely entertaining.  I guess I’m easily amused.  Well, yeah, I totally am (shout out to @BitPimps).  He mentioned Faction and that he knew Tony Hawk.  I listened to The Tony Hawk Show that afternoon and soon after that, Ellis had his own time slot.  The rest is history. And to those new to the show, the ONLY thing that has changed about TJES is the amount of “buttons” and Jingleberries songs.
  6. What keeps you listening to TJES? If it’s not the continued abuse of Raw Dog, it’s gotta be the continued abuse of Raw Dog.  Which I’ve NEVER figured out how many stars the Radio Gods had to align to create this radio gold. Honestly, I guess it’s because I’ve listened for so long, I feel like these guys are friends (DING!).  The sheer honesty Ellis gives and the dumb shit he says, ESPECIALLY his monologs (shout out to @FattRedDragon!), keep me interested.  It still gives me chills when someone calls in to tell Ellis how he’s changed their lives.
  7. Has the show changed or impacted you life in any way? How? Of course!!  If it’s not from me saying, to people that don’t listen, “Oh, today, Ellis said….,” all the way to my girlfriend now saying “Truck Yeah!”,  The Ellis Show has been a major part of my life.  Harden the fuck up is not a saying; it’s a way of life.  I wasn’t an athletic person when I was younger.  But, now that I’m 32, I feel like I’m in the best shape of my life.  If I’m not running 5K’s, or playing a pick-up game of basketball, I’m doing push-ups or sit-ups just to get my blood moving.  Ellis made me realize that age is nothing but a number.
  8. Is there anything else you would like to share? Red Dragons.

 

If you would like to be apart of the EllisFam Interviews, please contact me (@Az_RedDragon) through twitter and I will send the interview to you.

EllisFam Interviews

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I have asked for the EllisFam to do a small 8 question interview so that we may get to know one another and how The Jason Ellis Show has changed or impacted our lives. These are their reply’s, unedited and all in their own words. I hope you enjoy this as much as I do, and thank you to everyone who participated. Without you all this wouldn’t be possible.

Trevor Hart (@Canada_Hartsy)

  1. Where do you live? I live in Canada, eh. Red Deer AB to be exact.
  2. What is your occupation? I am currently a Western Canada regional sales rep for a Tankless water heater company. HQ is SoCal. I am a plumber by trade.
  3. Tell me a little about yourself. Married- one little girl, me wife and 120 lb Akita. Enjoy MMA hockey and sports in general. Late night Ninja.
  4. How long have you listened to TJES? Been listening to TJES for about 5 years.
  5. How did you discover TJES? I discovered TJES when I was plumbing. Installing a gasline into a buddy’s bike shop and heard him on sirius and went out and bought sirius right after the show.
  6. What keeps you listening to TJES? What keeps me listening? Ellisfam, Tully and of course Ellismate. Rawdog is a pussy!
  7. Has the show changed or impacted you life in any way? How? The show has impacted me in that I have been able to meet some really good people… (Even if not all face to face). It has also helped me to get into MMA more and be a kickboxer. To not be complacent and chase that dream whatever it is.
  8. Is there anything else you would like to share? A Life story- how I came about- well… My dad ended up landing a cougar (my mom). On conception my dad was 18 while my mom was 36, needless to say- the relationship did not last between the two. I spent most of my childhood with my mom. I believe (and this is for the Canadians) it was the 1972 Summit series. Canada vs Russia. Hockey.

Tom 中 Fine (@chupacobara)

  1. Where do you live? I live in Redondo Beach, California
  2. What is your occupation? I own a kite shop on the Redondo Beach Pier
  3. Tell me a little about yourself. I am a husband and Father, I love to cook and BBQ
  4. How long have you listened to TJES? Since 2007
  5. How did you discover TJES? While recovering from heart surgery and a brain injury,feeling sorry for myself, my wife bought me a portable XM radio to listen to while I was recovering, found the Ellis the first day after a week I was hooked
  6. What keeps you listening to TJES? I feel connected to the show and all the EllisFam, If I miss a show I feel left out
  7. Has the show changed or impacted you life in any way? How? While recovering I put on more than 50 pounds, the show help motivate me to get in shape and take better care of myself, I love Ellismania and I have been to EM6 and Minimania
  8. Is there anything else you would like to share? I have met lots of very special people through the show, and I love the EllisFam, I can be myself and say what I want, there’s not alot of people in my life I can do that with

 

If you would like to be apart of the EllisFam Interviews, please contact me (@Az_RedDragon) through twitter and I will send the interview to you.

 

EllisFam Interviews

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I have asked for the EllisFam to do a small 8 question interview so that we may get to know one another and how The Jason Ellis Show has changed or impacted our lives. These are their reply’s, unedited and all in their own words. I hope you enjoy this as much as I do, and thank you to everyone who participated. Without you all this wouldn’t be possible.

TC Hagner (@tchagner)

  1. Where do you live? Buffalo, New York
  2. What is your occupation? I work security at General Motors.
  3. Tell me a little about yourself.  listen to Howard Stern, Covino and Rich, and Jason Ellis. Winter I ski, summer wakeboard and stand up jetski. Do my best to surf when I can.
  4. How long have you listened to TJES? I have listened to the Jason Ellis show since 2005/2006. When he would talk for a while and then play a bunch of music.
  5. How did you discover TJES? One day I just left my radio on faction, Jason came on and I was hooked ever since.
  6. What keeps you listening to TJES? I keep listen because Jason is funny/entertaining and great infterviewest. Has great company ex. Raw dog and Tully.
  7. Has the show changed or impacted you life in any way? How? Ellis tough me how to be myself and not care what anyone else thinks.
  8. Is there anything else you would like to share? Ellis, Raw dog and Tully have been a great addition to my life. Hope they stay on radio for a long time. One day hope to go to ellismania and keep going every year after.

Also my wolves knives name is Wet Willy

R Vail (@CobraTits)

  1. Where do you live? Suburban Philadelphia born and raised, now on the Philly playgrounds is where I spend most of my days. Chilling out, maxing, relaxing all cool…
  2. What is your occupation? Military aviation parts and part time pirate. And if some Homeland security official typed those terms into Google and found this page, no I am not a terrorist.
  3. Tell me a little about yourself. I don’t answer questions like that unless a job, a date, or a free beer is on the line.
  4. How long have you listened to TJES? Late 2007-ish   
  5. How did you discover TJES? I work an incredibly boring job with incredibly boring and annoying people for a ridiculous amount of time each week. Fortunately we are allowed to wear headphones. Early on I quickly became very interested in radio. Around this time Stern was leaving for Sirius and the local rock station (WYSP) was trying out an all-talk format called ‘Free FM’. They brought in a young guy called ‘Kidd Chris’ to do afternoons and he just blew me away. He was hilarious, he had great cast of characters, and they did some of the best phony phone calls & parody songs that, till this day, I’ve ever heard. The guys at work were all Stern fans. They got a Sirius receiver on 1/9/06 and after listening in for a few months I got one myself. With Howard in the morning and KC in the afternoon, all was good in my radio world till late 2007 when WYSP imploded the ‘Free FM’ format. They moved Kidd Chris to mornings (where he sucked and eventually got fired) and so I needed something to fill that ‘Kidd Chris fix’ in the afternoons. I eventually stumbled upon this Australian guy on Faction. It took me a couple weeks of on & off listening to get into the show, but I finally did and I have never looked back.
  6. What keeps you listening to TJES? I haven’t found anything to replace it.
  7. Has the show changed or impacted you life in any way? How? I’m not sure what it is, but this radio show is a bug light for awesome people. I have had the opportunity to become friendly with dozens of Ellisfam through Twitter, Facebook, Ellismanias, and east coast meet-ups over the years. They are all uniquely caring, funny, intelligent, talented, and motivational. 
  8. Is there anything else you would like to share? A snake that doesn’t bite teaches you nothing.

 

If you would like to be apart of the EllisFam Interviews, please contact me (@Az_RedDragon) through twitter and I will send the interview to you.