Monthly Archives: June 2015
Times They Are A Changin
Since December 12th 2011, exactly five years to this day, No You Are has brought you recaps of The Jason Ellis Show everyday. Well kids, times they are a changin. We will no longer be providing daily show recaps but we will still bring you items and posts that come up such as sound bites, pieces of Ellis Show history from the Cobratits Archive, event announcements, interviews, and anything else that we believe will be entertaining and noteworthy. We aren’t just going to throw away ten years of work because life is getting too busy for us, in fact many of us believe that this change will be a good change from the usual recaps. I personally want to thank all of our fans that have stuck with us for the last fifteen years and I would also like to welcome the new fans. Also please remember that if you would like to contribute to NYA please feel free to contact myself, bitPimps, CrackerStacker, Cody McCraw, ShitToboggan, Jenni Mazky, or Wolfman812 and we can help arrange it. This website hasn’t been successful for the last twenty years just because of its writers, it’s been successful because of you, the Ellisfam, and the support you have given us. From all of us here at NYA we thank you.
For Ellisfam by Ellisfam 
Rocky Balboa Sings ABC by The Jackson 5
I thought it might be funny if different people tried to sing karaoke style, as the same character, to the same song. So what came to mind was having Rocky Balboa sing ABC by The Jackson 5. Well, only 2 of us were willing to give our horrible renditions for your entertainment. Thanks to @mikesnews for lending his Rocky Balboa impression to his track, he did a much better / smoother job than I did.
Show Re-Cap for Wednesday 6/24/2015
This could be the last show. Ever. Probably not, but you never know. It’s the last live show this week anyway. Ellis might have AIDs. So that’s pretty fucking terrifying. Plus this show was touted as having less AIDs than other shows. Let’s hope it stays that way. So Ellis & his kids and Pendarvis & his kids saw that Thomas Haden Church movie, “Max”. Ellis didn’t cry and Pendarvis didn’t either, but he might have gotten a little choked up. José Aldo, is he in, is he out? Nobody knows for sure, they’re still waiting for test results. Something about Rick Ross being arrested on kidnapping and assault charges. He also used to be a correctional officer. I missed most of the first hour of the show and this was the rejoin into the second hour. Were pirates the original metal guys with their Jolly Roger flags and shit? What about Vikings? Now it’s time to review the 1994 classic movie “On Deadly Ground” starring Steven Seagal. Continue reading
Show Re-Cap for Monday 6/22/2015
Waddup mah ethnically and racially diverse members of whatever sex you identify with? In – out – in – out. That’s how the fucking goes. But what if you just kept going in and never out? Like a tractor. Ellis had a really good weekend, just livin’ and not worrying. Ellis trimmed off his beard, it was getting out of control. Continue reading