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Show Re-Cap for Monday 10/20/2014

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Pendarvis looks like Biff.

Here it is, Monday, the show is in New York this entire week – visiting jerkoff booths, playing cricket , and playing Horse Force songs. Back in the Swinghouse days, going to New York meant the boys were going to upscale studio. But now that they have their new studio in LA, the New York studio isn’t looking so hot anymore. One thing New York has going for it is less farty microphones. Plus the voice altermication machine isn’t there, it doesn’t work on the East coast, only the West coast – it’s in the contract. Continue reading →

Show Re-Cap for Thursday 10/16/2014

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I know. I had one job!

So uhhh… I was supposed to re-cap for Cody_McCraw92 today and completely fucking forgot. Starting off great already, right? Let’s see if I can make this fucker work while I’m listening to Djingo Unchained with Jude & Dingo. It was a dark, stormy night. It was just another ordinary day. The sun was out and before the show started, Cullen had a stroke or something because he signed off like 3 times. Continue reading →

Show Re-Cap for Monday 10/13/2014

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What is this “soccer” you speak of?

It’s another Monday recap, and you know you looooove it! Ellis has been 43 like 5 times in the past 3 or 4 days, with all the cake and celebrating. Dingo is looking good today, he’s dropped about of weight lately and even he’s having a skinny mirror day. Tully watched a woman attempt to take a selfie of herself for about a half hour, she was a trendy looking black woman trying to time her selfie just right. Dingo & Ellis discussed how phones have become new tools allowing for people to look at themselves. It bums most everyone out to run into a man who has to have names for his weed, you know exactly the kind the of dude they’re talking about. “I got some headband and n-bomb riot, bro – you gotta try it!” Continue reading →

Hotdog Learns How To Talk Sexy

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Over the past 2 days, Hotdog has learned how to talk sexy as fuck. His “sexy talk” will make you wet, as if you’ve just had fourth meal and are spewing diarrhea out your fat hairy asshole. It will make you cream, like all cheese seeping out of the pores in your skin. It will make you want to buy a shirt, just so you can wipe your forehead as you drip sweat while forcing out a shit. Give him a chance, his “sexy talk” is going to bring you to tears as you get swooned by the magic man’s sultry voice and “sexy” delivery.