2012

Posted on February 1, 2012 by bitPimps 中

Another new intern for Sirius XM came on the show today, says her nickname is Ozzy. Once again, this intern has never heard of the show, and sounds like maybe never heard of Jason Ellis. It amazes me the number of interns who want to get in to the business, and have no clue about anyone in the business, except for maybe knowing who Howard Stern is.

The impression I got in the first 5 seconds? She sounds annoying. Sounds like she thinks she knows it all, did I mention she’s 20? She mentions “experience” a lot. I remember when I was 20 and thought I knew it all. I think her age really showed she’s not ready to be making any kind of important (or even approaching important) decisions. But hey, she’s 20 and I’m a dirty old man so that may be why I found her a bit annoying. I will say this though, she got grilled pretty good – she stayed (fake) confident and her voice didn’t start cracking (though that might have helped.)

Rawdog seemed to be partially defending her, she must be good looking. I have no idea if she is or not, but it doesn’t matter. She said she wanted to be “in the business” since she was 7. I’m sure that happens to some people, but how shitty is your childhood if your dream at 7 is be a producer, editor, or whatever else she rattled off? At 7 years old, why don’t you want to be a princess, or a queen, or a unicorn, etc? Anyway, let’s move on.

Get this shit! Danny (@DanOD5), the other new intern? Yea, he used his position on the show to get with a chick in a motherfucking hot tub! Danny’s stock just went way up in my book! This chick offered to cook him dinner, she’s smoking hot, gave him her number, got connected on Facebook, this bitch has a fan page because she’s an aspiring actor. I mean, what in the blue fuck? Dude is in town for like a day and lands some hot ass actress type? It’s also speculated that Danny just may walk on water, although that hasn’t been confirmed yet – however I expect it to be, shortly.

Today was World’s Greatest Wednesday, so we’re determining the world’s greatest pterodactyl (the sexual maneuver). Nominees and overall winners, from 1st to last, were:

Stephen Hawking, Larry Flynt, and Christopher Reeve
Chevy Chase, Steve Martin, and Martin Short
Bert, Ernie, and the Cookie Monster
Danny and two clones of Danny
Frank Sinatra, Dean Martin, and Sammy Davis Jr.
Dracula, Frankenstein, and the Wolfman
Ronald McDonald, the Burger King, and Jack In The Box
Sean Connery, Roger Moore, and Daniel Craig
Bruce Lee, Chuck Norris, and Jackie Chan
The Undertaker, Patrick Ewing, and Snuffaluffagus

And there you have it, that’s all the excitement that happened today. The only other exciting thing I didn’t tell you about was your mom did her first gaping scene today and handled it like a champ. You should’ve seen how wide her asshole was stretched, she said you would’ve been proud.

The Jason Ellis Show As of December 2011

Posted on December 12, 2011 by bitPimps 中

Here is the re-cap of The Jason Ellis Show for December 2011.

The basics are:

He and his wife split up.
He went to rehab.
He had relapsed for at least several months before he and his wife split, before he went to rehab, as well as before he had announced it on his show.
He discovered that he was molested by his father, rather than a family friend, which he had supposedly always thought.
He is currently going to therapy and trying to calm his demons.
The way he speaks, it is over between him and @AndreaMate – She has apparently moved on. Yet deep inside, he prefers to be with her, and it seems mutual as she sent him at least one confusing text message where she seemed jealous. He says they both spoke, both cried, and it is for the best for both of them and the children to be finished. He also said Andrea is with someone who makes her happy. From what he says on the show, he is supportive. Yet one can’t help from wondering if there is at least a little resentment / disappointment from both sides.
He has taken more time off this year than in any other year, yet has also made more advancements and appearances than any other year. While the continual replays are tiresome, no doubt he is going through a lot in his life currently.
It seems to be clear that he certainly does dedicate and reveal a lot to his fans, yet believe it or not, he still holds back. He is very open and opinionated on his show, but not as much as he is when he is a guest on Howard Stern’s show or Opie & Anthony. This seems to solidify that he is very open and honest, but will only truly open up completely if there is a potential monetary (or other) gain that furthers him and the show. He is a business, as are his co-hosts. They do appreciate their fans, but they also put their actions in a different light from what their real intentions are.

Regardless of all the facts, Ellis, Rawdog, Tully, and even Kevin put on a good show. Better than anything else out there – when they are on. Now that Ellis is starting to get his life back in order, you might just be witnessing the next new thing in radio. You might be listening to history in the making, close to what we did when Howard Stern started getting syndicated across the nation.