Welcome back to the Friday recap. Today’s show is dedicated to people killed by turkeys. We all mourn for the loss of others because of the senseless violence from such delicious foul. Ellis talked about how he can’t watch Vikings because Katie is too busy with BJJ and
they aren’t having sex as much and so he figures he might as well get married, he’s already there anyway. There, I just recapped the first 45 minutes of the show in one sentence. Fucking pro. The Gym-kinni thing will be happening at lake Elsinore this weekend because people donated enough money to the go find me to be donated to The Tony Hawk foundation. So if you’re in the area go check it out. And if you are reading this and haven’t checked it out yet, too late. That’s what you get for waiting on me. Tully and Ellis talked about the UFC fights this weekend. And if you didn’t know Bruce Jenner is a chick now so instead of watching that shit go check out Jim Norton and his comedic comedy. Again, if you were waiting for me to tell you then you’re too late. I thought you woulda learned that by now.
Ellis vs Ballzarian at EM maybe? Who knows, so far everyone I know won’t be going. Ellis talked more about the Gym-kini and was hyping it up pretty good. I can’t really recap it
because I have no idea what he’s doing. Maybe someone who was there can email me or something and I can post it next month when I remember. Ellis watched a video of Robert Downey Jr walking out of a shitty interview that everyone on the Internet has already seen and then watched a video of Chris Hemsworth and Jeremy Renner drunkenly call Scarlet Johansen a slut during an interview. It was hilarious but this brought about the topic of slut shaming. Just because a girl can’t keep her knees together and let’s every dong in Denver plow her party pocket doesn’t mean she needs to be shamed. Remember people, sluts have feelings too and are way cheaper than prostitutes.
We came back with Droopy’s Bad News. In this segment our hearts and cockles were warned with stories of misfortune because they didn’t happen to us. In Texas a vet got fired for a FB post of her with cat with arrow through head. A British girl ordered weight
loss pills off internet took 8 and died. A Cali man won lottery but lost ticket. Blue Bell recalled all their ice cream due to a deadly contamination. An agoraphobic grandmother hadn’t been outside for almost a decade and finally went outside but fell down manhole. After the ray of sunshine we call Droopy left the guys played awkward porn audio clips. Being that this is a written recap the best I can do is tell you it was funny. Sucks to be used if you missed it.
Thanks to the new and improved I missed a bunch just like what used to happen with the old app but came back to Wolfknife names. So I don’t think I missed too much. Sharkchucker told me that Tully vowed to Smurf the giant so I’m pretty sure he’s talking about butt sex in the linens department of Walmart. The guys watched the new Star Wars trailer and all votes are that it looks awesome as fuck. Then they watched the Batman vs Superman trailer and the general consensus is that they would rather watch yer mum pull a week old tempon out of her snooch, OH!