Tag Archives: Audio
Satan & a Drug Dealer Make Spots
Neither of these are probably worthwhile to send to the show, so I’ll just post them here. Satan had dinner with Ellis once even if he doesn’t know, and some dude has a line on some mad pure show shit, son!
Update (6/17/2015):
I added one more just for shits and giggles.
Dingo Learns Something About Menstruation
On Rude Judesday (June 9th, 2015), Jude was there to tell how he got sick with a head cold, it wasn’t from Ellis. Nope. It was from some Filipino chick – who not only was sick, but was also in the later stages of her period. Dingo was unaware of just how strong the female bloody pussy cycle truly is. Well, he got a lesson on this, thanks to Jude and his sexual depravity. If you’ve read Judy’s book, Hyena, you know he can power through some shit when it comes to sex. Once you eat a stillborn child straight from the womb, no amount of period blood is going to phase you. But giving you a head cold? That’s straight up unforgivable. Listen how Jude describes his encounter to the amazement of Ellis and the inquisitiveness of Dingo.
Rachel and Bonnie Slut Up The News
Longtime creamy pussy slut of the show, Rachel, brings in her new slutty friend Bonnie to read the news, take a few calls, and mouth breathe on some caller cock. You know the deal, break out your wad towel and get ready to spray that baby batter all over the place.
TJES: Unknown Karaoke
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This is “Unknown Karaoke”, a segment in which the guys try to sing along to a song they have little to no clue how the actual lyrics go. Things we learn from this bit:
- The words “vanilla” and “white” have now been replaced with “Andrew”
(e.g. “Andrew bean ice cream is delicious”, “She just got her teeth Andrewed”) - It’s no mistake that Will only knows the most creepy, murdery, stalkery parts of songs.
- Cumtard does the “meow” thing because when goes for the high notes, it sounds like someone stepped on a cat.
- Tully feels like a natural woman.
- Ellis just out Whammied Wham.