Nobody likes commercials. At least not lame commercials. These are not those. I guarantee you’re going to want to buy a t-shirt once you give these a listen. He starts off a little shaky, but quickly turns into a pro’s pro and I suspect these t-shirts will be flying off the racks in no time! Get ’em while they’re hot, folks!
There’s been so much phone sex going on lately, it’s hard to pick your favorite. Hotdog with gay men, Cumtard with a lady gay man, Tully with a methy sounding slut, Ellis at nearly any point in time, and Will in his panic room – sitting in a kiddie pool full of beans. Andrew is presumably jerking off to Mary Carillo. Anyway, here’s a short clip that probably lasts longer than you while jerking off to it.
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When it’s $3.99 per minute, you better be good and god damned ready to do what you need to do, and Tully does just that. This shit costs money, and he’s into saving money, discounts, and time saving techniques. You youngin’s pay close attention, this is how a master gets his work done with what he has to work with. Also, you’re gonna be sweaty after hearing this, so grab your Jason Ellis Show Cum Rag™, get your Red Dragons© glass full of water, and make sure you have WOLF scRUB® on hand, ready to clean yourself up. Because the naughty train is boarding and ready to hustle down those tracks to orgasm town.
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Just a couple quickies here. First up, we all know and love how Ellis fucks up some words. That’s why there’s the Ellis English Dictionary! Here’s one of those special words that was uttered during a talk about a girl with vitiligo. Second up is only Dice’s Tweety Bird annunciation of “Hardcore”, because I find it funny. Third, is a “special” piece from Andrew Dice Clay’s childish name calling, which is so amateur that it’s actually fucking hilarious and I cannot seem to get enough of it. In the end, I could go into a whole diatribe about that interview, but I’m not going to bore you with that. At least not in this post. If you haven’t heard the entire interview yet, I recommend you go listen to that On Demand or on OfficialJasonEllis.com. I’ve listened to it 3 times already and I keep gleaning more and more information out of the subtle nuances. There’s a story within a story within a story there. Give the clips below a listen. Continue reading
So Hotdog is putting his horndog skills to good use. He’s been calling gay phone sex hotlines. Here he is in only his 2nd sultry phone sex conversation. Get out your wad towel and your favorite choke sock and get ready to get messy!
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