Nobody likes commercials. At least not lame commercials. These are not those. I guarantee you’re going to want to buy a t-shirt once you give these a listen. He starts off a little shaky, but quickly turns into a pro’s pro and I suspect these t-shirts will be flying off the racks in no time! Get ’em while they’re hot, folks!
There’s been so much phone sex going on lately, it’s hard to pick your favorite. Hotdog with gay men, Cumtard with a lady gay man, Tully with a methy sounding slut, Ellis at nearly any point in time, and Will in his panic room – sitting in a kiddie pool full of beans. Andrew is presumably jerking off to Mary Carillo. Anyway, here’s a short clip that probably lasts longer than you while jerking off to it.
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What should I do tonight? Fuck or start a fire? How about both!
It’s Monday, LA is on fire, and Will has not been arrested yet. But will he be indicted? Ellis has his glasses on today so he’s feeling smarter, but he forgot to take his Alpha Brain so it evens out. He’s got a stinging sensation in and on his ass, those roids are flaring up again. When he went to the desert, he had a roid actually come out of his ass, leaving behind all his roid friends who remained inside his ass. Slashing, popping, injecting, gaping, it was full on roid day for Ellis’ ass – and it’s all on video. People are podcasting, man. A lot of podcasting people would love to have a show on Sirius XM, but they don’t. Continue reading
NYA finally gets a chance to ask The Future, Mr. Beautiful Cock, Big Daddy Jayce Cakes, @EllisMate, our signature stupid questions! Plus, we asked EllisFam to submit their own questions and we would pick what we thought were the best ones. Afterall, we can’t ask the poor guy to answer absolutely everything. So let’s get right into it and find out what the main man himself has to say about these hard hitting questions everyone else is affraid to ask! Continue reading
When it’s $3.99 per minute, you better be good and god damned ready to do what you need to do, and Tully does just that. This shit costs money, and he’s into saving money, discounts, and time saving techniques. You youngin’s pay close attention, this is how a master gets his work done with what he has to work with. Also, you’re gonna be sweaty after hearing this, so grab your Jason Ellis Show Cum Rag™, get your Red Dragons© glass full of water, and make sure you have WOLF scRUB® on hand, ready to clean yourself up. Because the naughty train is boarding and ready to hustle down those tracks to orgasm town.
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