Neither of these are probably worthwhile to send to the show, so I’ll just post them here. Satan had dinner with Ellis once even if he doesn’t know, and some dude has a line on some mad pure show shit, son!
Update (6/17/2015):
I added one more just for shits and giggles.
Y’all got your shit on fleek? Keeping it 100 and/or trill? Great! Good to hear! Keep on keepin’ on, brothers and sisters! Ellis didn’t realize Pet Sematary had dead cats being buried and coming back as zombie cats. Why you gotta go burying dead pets and kids on sacred ground when you know them shits are coming back all evil and zombified? Big surprise here, Tully has never seen it. Ellis has been waiting for his kakoozie and pool to be all cleaned and working. He’s really been waiting for the kakoozie dude, but kakoozie dude was lollygagging and shit. Continue reading