Welcome to the “I’m too busy to do this right so I’m half assing it” Wesnesday recap. I apologize but then again if you’re the kind of person who prefers fully assed recaps then you’re probably new here and I welcome you to our half assed site.

Ellis fucked himself. With his dick. In his butt. He didn’t cum but told himself that it wasn’t him, it was him. He understood but was still a little hurt and disappointed.

Dingo thinks J is dark like Cobaine but less heroiney. Continue reading →