Show Recap for Wednesday 1-7-2015

Hello and welcome once again to the Wednesday recap of TJES, where the details don’t matter and nobody walks away any better because of it. I promise I’ll go easy at YMCAbearfirst until you feel warmed up enough to take the whole thing, and then I’ll fist your mind up to the bicep. Speaking of biceps, or lack thereof, Jason watched that Soul Surfer movie about the Jesus freak who got her arm bit off by a shark and it got him feeling inspired. You’ve got to be like the tiger jumping ten feet in the air to grab a steak out of the sky, you’ve got to chase your dreams or some shit like that. Self doubt is the biggest contributor to failure when it comes to achieving a goal, so you’ve got to be like that little girl with no arm and power through. Unless you get caught in an impromptu “YMCA” dance, in which case you just need to get the fuck off the stage and let a whole person get it right.

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Show Recap for Tuesday 1/6/2015

Wow…I’m still not used to writing 2015…it’s fricking weird. And I’m stoned. Hahahahahaha..so funny, right? Stoned Jenny is a weird, tired, kinda cranky that she isn’t asleep Jenny…but I got a tooth pulled and it sucked so bad and I wanna get my yoga on but if I try and go upside down I land on my face and it’s not exactly helping with the mouth pain. So, you know, whatever. On to what you are all here for…The Jason Ellis Show Recap cause woo-boo motherfucker!!!!!!!!! Woo-boo? I meant woo-hoo! But, fuck it, woo-boo!!!!! Wooooooooboooooooooooo!!! Lmao. Awesome. Ellis is in the studio with Tully, as (mostly) always and Jude is there too cause it’s Fucking Hot Guy Tuesday and man, cocaine is a hell of a drug? No…I’m not on cocaine (that’s the white powdery one, right?) and actually neither are none of the three men

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Show Re-Cap for Monday 1/5/2015

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How do I recap again? It’s been 2-3 weeks.

It’s a new recap to accompany a new year with the same show! And it wouldn’t technically be a typical Monday if Dingo weren’t there, right? So he is. Last night was a “new moon” or “wolf moon”, I saw it, Ellis saw it – he was naked & breathing with it. Dingo did not catch it, so he’s going to look for it tonight, though it won’t be there. I mean, the moon will be there, but it won’t be the “wolf moon” tonight. Continue reading