Well slap my sister upside the trailer, how the hell how ya #EllisFam? It’s Thursday, so only got a few more hours of giving a fuck before we let our true internal loverboy loose cause everybody’s working for the weekend. Look, I’m sorry for that last one, here’s how your uncle Ghostload, and the fine folks at NoYouAre can make it up to you. Before we can get to that, let me introduce you to the highly paid and very well off staff you vicariously live through each and every day…..
@bitpimps (He’s on everything really, twitter, instagram, your mom, etc.)
Bit got his NYA proverbial dick wet before all of us. He’s the ace, the guru, and has possibly the most free time as you see on twitter. He was the first to ever post on the site, with what was just a general monthly overview of the show back in December of 2011, but read the last paragraph and you’ll see why he’s well BitPimps! The idea of the doing these more often didn’t take much longer to blossom, and thus was born our first daily recap on January 23, 2012, and also the birth of something even bigger smaller than that, but we’ll get to that tomorrow.
@AZ_RedDragon (Same as bit, usually at same time too!)
AZ is just the man, up front, right out the gates. He’s definitely the muscle and our heart of NYA, and who better to tell you he he is, well than himself in his first ever post back in January 2012. From there is was just cases of beer and anal with your mom for a month or so, until we were blessed with the first of many well worth the wait recaps on March 14, 2012. It was a Wednesday by the way, read up on who or what…..
@wiz1010 (a.k.a. Ghostload, also like other two above, but Im filming!)
Ghostload’s like the guy who talks in 3rd person, ya know the face figure of NYA, sorta like the Puff Daddy to NYA’s Biggie. Now Ghostload came out the box swinging hard, with pictures n all, well mostly all with his first recap on October 10, 2012. It’s pretty much been downhill since there, but the kid’s got a lot of swagger so anything’s possible. Be sure to get it up ya on twitter, instagram and at your mom’s house.
@CrackerStacker6 (a.k.a Branden, same as others above, but with more style)
Branden is the disturbingly creative mind of the NYA and keeps us all on our toes, and sleeping with one eye open. Once he joined the NYA crew it was immediately off with the hulk gloves n Branden went hard in the muthafucking paint with his first recap on January 30, 2013. He’s is definitely an intricate part of all this chaos, and your mom’s anus as well!
@shit_toboggan (a.k.a. Alex, again ditto as above, but usually no one makes it out alive)
Now if I’m not mistaking, I believe Alex is the only of us all to compete in EllisMania, so fucking shout out for that shit! He joined the NYA ledges and just went ape-shit on the keyboard on his first recap back on February 5, 2013. Since then he’s been shoplifting your attention, and your mom’s monthly government checks!
Now if your still reading this, your probably taking me seriously on the whole I’ll make it up to ya. Well, truth is you can go fuck yourself for all I care, unless your EllisFam, which again if your still reading this your probably are. So for you, I have pulled a few random favorite recaps of mine for you to jerk it to. Enjoy….
February 7, 2012: All kinds of goodies here, Rude Jude, DanOD5, and of course the NMT discover of Die Antwoord, fuck yeah!
May 25, 2012: Classic Picture and MMA is 5% gay!
July 2, 2012: Bit’s true identity is leaked by AZ, I probably shouldn’t have pulled this one but fuck it.
August 17, 2012: Ellismate finally on TMZ? Doing stuff with Gabi, so hot!
September 20, 2012: Dog Center!!! Oh, and the birth of Jizz Cult.
November 19, 2012: The “You Don’t Know Shit About Ellis” game. Fuck I didn’t even remember this.
December 6, 2012: Mike Dolce’s diet. The last time we ever hear from Dana White.