EllisFam Interviews

Posted on August 21, 2012 by Az_RedDragon

I have asked for the EllisFam to do a small 8 question interview so that we may get to know one another and how The Jason Ellis Show has changed or impacted our lives. These are their reply’s, unedited and all in their own words. I hope you enjoy this as much as I do, and thank you to everyone who participated. Without you all this wouldn’t be possible.

Chris Schmidt (@Schmidt_happenz)

Where do you live? Syracuse,NY
What is your occupation? I work in Sales. Office and Medical Products
Tell me a little about yourself. I was born and raised here in Syracuse. Havent traveled much. Always been a straight edge kid. Been involved in Lacrosse and Basketball. Love titties. Have a Bulldog. Play Xbox sometimes. Listen to Jason everyday and will support him on his rise to the King of Radio Throne. SpoogeNite on Ellismania. @Schmidt_Happenz on twitter
How long have you listened to TJES? Probably about a year now.
How did you discover TJES? Was driving on the way to work. Was looking for Opie and Anthony channel cause i heard it was funny. Came across Sarah and Ashley fucking each other and thought it was one of the funniest things ide ever heard. Been hooked since. Never looked for another Radio show to listen to. I love my job strictly because i spend so much time in my car and can tune into the show as much as possible.
What keeps you listening to TJES? The show makes me feel like im part of something Huge. I realize that sounds incredibly gay but i feel like the world will become to learn who Jason Ellis, RawDog, and Tully are and will fall in love with them. This is only the start of something Huge and I would love to be able to say i was there for the ride.. I know a year isn’t a long time but i feel like theres a lot more to look forward to in the Future. Jason being the Future of course.
Has the show changed or impacted you life in any way? How? Between all the joking and the games played on the show. Jason gives great advice to his listeners when they are in need and pieces of what he has said have stuck with me. He helps give perspective on things and is a genuine person.
Is there anything else you would like to share? Im completely nude right now watching the Yankees. I also love Boyz II Men and Freezepops.

Bushy McPoopington (@iPoopinBushes)

Where do you live? with my mom and my sister in San Diego
What is your occupation? I freeload off my mom
Tell me a little about yourself. I am a 6 year old yellow lab. My mom rescued me when I was 9 months old. I love the beach, long walks, treats and following mom around the house
How long have you listened to TJES? is he that funny sounding dude my mom always listens to on the radio?
How did you discover TJES? My mom listens to TJES every day. I’m pretty sure she’s been listening as long as she’s had me.
What keeps you listening to TJES? I really like that smart dude, I think his name is scully or cully or something like that. I also really love the jingleberries.
Has the show changed or impacted you life in any way? How? because of this show, my mom goes out of town alot and I don’t like that. but she has made a lot of friends and laughs alot when the show is on. So if she’s happy, I’m happy.
Is there anything else you would like to share? I may just be a dog, but I have two ears and they both work and I know this show is great. I may not speak english, but ellis can’t read, so we’re even, right?

If you would like to be apart of the EllisFam Interviews, please contact me (@Az_RedDragon) through twitter and I will send the interview to you.

Show Re-cap For Monday 8/20/2012

Posted on August 20, 2012 by bitPimps 中

Turning women into Wooderson

Hi everybody, it’s Monday. What did you all do over the weekend? Me? I practiced my sultry writing skills a la Fifty Shades style, here’s a sample: After having my gaping clam cavern fucked, he then proceeded to fuck my soft & tight turd-herder. The unrelenting orgasms from him slamming my smush mitten made me come so hard, I began sweating like a whore in church. The thrusting makes me spray my clunge gunge all over his piss pipe. By now, my cod cave was trembling like a tasered slab of chopped liver. So what do you think? Pretty hot, right? That’s the type of shit that will leave a girls axe gash oozing like a broken freezer. Anyway, on with the show… Ellis needs an backiotomy from his achy breaky back, and if you’re familiar with back pain, it sucks the balls of serial rapist baby killers. Also, he and Rawdog did some “work” this weekend, meaning they got to film naked chicks with a high speed camera.

The reverse Gobstopper effect causes kidney stones

Hey guess what? You know that “Goth Club” that Rawdog’s girlfriend wanted him to go to? Yea, it was a gay club. Whoops. Honest mistake on her part I’m sure, I mean especially considering that she also snowballed him and wanted him to wear assless chaps to this “Goth Club”. Super health nut, Rawdog, got some more kidney stones over the weekend – because he’s so healthy and shit. He drove himself to the hospital, had enough pain that he started puking, so they gave him some morphine and some percocets so he could manage and wizz those stones out. Of course, Rawdog believes this all came about again because it’s been a little hot out and he’s been slacking on drinking lemonade, not because of his diet. He’ll fight for McNuggets and against a fucking bite of fruit until his death.

Oh sa-nap

Security guards and women, am I right? Of course I am! Insert all your own stories about either of those groups, there are plenty to go around. Some security guard had to call the real cops for some reason or another and more teachers are banging more students – now in groups! That’s hot. There was only one single story I can remember going around during my time in school, which is not hot. Speaking of which, a roofie story from back in the day, Ellis went to this house where he used to get weed. He was drinking, these young girls wanted to do things with him, he said no – thinks he got roofied and passed out only to wake up in a bedroom with both of them on him. Yay for rape! Would you rather be 10 feet tall or 1 foot tall for the rest of your life? This is just one example of the problems facing our nation today – nobody has a really good answer for that one. There is an answer however as to how your mother can tell all her children apart even though you all have the same first name. You all have different last names. OH!

No better feeling

EllisFam Interviews

Posted on August 20, 2012 by Az_RedDragon

Shantanee Raquel (@Shanwize1)

Where do you live? I’m a resident of a Devil’s Town, Las Vegas, Nevada. Cali made, Vegas influenced.
What is your occupation? Part-time UPS employee, part-time aimless wanderer.
Tell me a little about yourself. 24 years old. I consider myself a pretty open, honest(to a fault), loyal individual with a love for writing and meeting new people. Sensitive with a sick sense of humor, constantly discovering new things about myself. Aimlessly wandering around the earth, trying to figure out how to conquer it! My feet are huge, pregnant women frighten me and I not so secretly love Creed. Don’t you judge me!
How long have you listened to TJES? Hmm that’s hard to determine. I’d say about three years or so.
How did you discover TJES? I got Siruis for Howard Stern, through him I was turned on to Bubba The Love Sponge, I recall Ellis calling in and his call sparked my intrigue. Been listening ever since.
What keeps you listening to TJES? Tully’s Oxford educated quick-wit, creativity and talent. Raw Dog’s unintentional hilarity, mixed with that beady eyed innocence, make him so likeable. The coming of age story that is Raw Dog, makes you route for him. Then you have Jason Ellis who shares so much of his life with you when he doesn’t have to. His charm,wit, honesty and passion for life keep me coming back for more. It’s nice to see when things come together for him. His story is still being written, we get to see it come together, and cheer him on in the process. He also has a sweet f*cking accent, that makes my ovaries overreact. The banter, the bits, and all the characters that make up TJES are what keep me listening, its the most consistent bright spot of my day everyday. I’m guaranteed to smile and laugh daily. Makes my heart happy right now, just thinking about Santa Claus agressively f*ckin Mel Gibson!
Has the show changed or impacted you life in any way? How? I had the pleasure of being apart of my first Ellismania this past July. First time attending and contending as well. It definitely helped to come out of my comfort zone a bit and it was such an ego boost. Made me realize I could do something completely out of the norm for me and enjoy it. I was rewarded for it with the best time of my life, with some incredibly awesome like-minded people, who are avid listeners just like myself. Ellisfam were good to me that weekend. Met some incredible people. I’ve also taken from the show, that I need to “Harden the f*ck up” and get sh*t done. And be the best I can. Didn’t think I could get any more open-minded. I was wrong! I really admire these guys so I take a lot from the show daily. Oh yeah, loads to the face will make men a lot happier, and they won’t cut people off in traffic, which means work won’t suck so much! ;]
Is there anything else you would like to share? Yup. I appreciate all the Ellisfam that have been so nice to me since Ellismania8. Its nice to know that people I don’t even know can be so welcoming to me, because of our common interest in the show. Its crazy. I love you all. Well wishes to you guys and let’s do it big Ellisamania9! ;D

中Jersey Mike中 (@jerseymike334)

Where do you live? Branchville, NJ
What is your occupation? Auto Body tech… you crash, we fix.
Tell me a little about yourself. I’m 37. I’m an ex- hopeless drunk whom was given a second chance at life. Sober 4 years and see the whole picture with different eyes. Started playing guitar in bands in HS never made it anywhere really. I started to find it frustrating to try to coordinate efforts with other people and their shit so I decided to learn to play all of the instruments and just record myself! I know, sounds cocky but this is the truth. I havent really attempted to do anything with my musical talents, I think just because I’m just so busy making up for lost time. Living.
How long have you listened to TJES? about 4.5 years
How did you discover TJES? I Was listening to the BTLS show pretty much everyday, but sometimes they would just get a bit too NASCAR for me so I started to flip the channel. The first few times I heard Ellis I HATED him and his accent and his attitude. This was right around the time I was out of rehab and one day I caught him saying something about how he used to be a crazy fuck and he cant drink anymore. He’s had my attention ever since.
What keeps you listening to TJES? Definitely the laughs. He does piss me off sometimes but that’s just Ellis. I know he has come a long way from what he used to be like. Cowfucker RULES! Funniest guy on the show. Rawdog, accidental genius.
Has the show changed or impacted you life in any way? How? Well, Yes it has. When I started listening to the show I had not picked up an instrument for over three years. This was so sad to me (and some other people) and I had no Idea what might inspire me to start playing again. I bought a computer MAC#1!!! with the intent to start recording something again. But what? I loved what the Jingleberries were doing and said “I could do that maybe even better!” I made the 1st three and sent them right in. No reply. I started getting cocky with my E-mails and saying I wanted to challenge the Jingleberries and that I was better. It was totally all for fun. I only got some feedback from Tully. About a year passed and all of the sudden…Song Parody Contest! I re-sent the 1st three and the “Rawdog’s crying shoulder” Was A hit! The rest is history. I now have the same Stand-up Paddle board as Jason Ellis and I will be out on the lake with it this wknd.
Is there anything else you would like to share? I’m Awesome too!