Show Re-cap For Tuesday 8/21/2012

Jude always gets some sort of applause.

Fair warning here, I missed a lot of the show today, but it’s all good. I think I got enough to make you sweat C & C Music Factory style! Rawdog’s tired today, and probably pilled out from his healthy lifestyle kidney stones. Enough so that Ellis called him on it right when he walked in to the studio before work, which automatically put Rawdog in a weird mood. He hung out with his chiquita (Brocolina) last night and drove her non-driving ass home. He also protected her from a raving, rabid dog on dem mean skreets. And since it’s Tuesday, our pal @rude_jude came on the show today and began talking in his latino home girl accent, confusing Rawdog as he got turned on by the accent and words, but was looking at Jude. Also, just in case Rosie is reading this, you should know that the more you get teased, it just means we love you that much more – well Rawdog really, but by extension I suppose.

Kids these days, golly!

Think about this kiddies, a lot of today’s kids don’t know shit from apple butter, or at least they don’t know a lot of shit some of us older people know. To be more specific, today’s 18 year-old crowd – they’ve never experienced many things that were the standard in some of our times. And now, here are just a few of those things that are completely lost on today’s youth: Mailing a letter (snail mail for you youngins), pointing to your wrist to ask for the time, Nirvana is classic rock to them, Ferris Bueller could be their dad, they’ve never had to watch scrambled porn, OJ Simpson has always been famous for alleged murder instead of football, they have no recollection of Michael Jordon playing basketball, they were not glued to the TV watching the fall of the Berlin Wall, some (or even most) of them probably can’t write in cursive, etc. It’s kind of odd for the older generations to think about these things that were so common, yet have become so obsolete. So there ya go – feeling old now? If not, than you’re probably young.

So you say you’re a new intern?

According to Tully, Geena Davis is the female version of Jeff Goldblum… and he’s fucking right! I’ve never really thought about that – you can understand why I’d block her from my mind – but after him saying that, I’m limp and may have erectile dysfunction. So a big fuck you goes out to both Geena Davis and Jeff Goldblum. Potential new intern on the show today, “Charles”, who has worked in radio before, he’s 37 and going back to school for radio – particularly he would like to produce. Thirtyseven. Back to school. If you’re just now learning what you want, the road ahead is going to be bumpier than driving over the trash at an abortion clinic. Is that even a joke? I don’t know, I’m tired and give about zero fucks.

Anyway, he was there, introduced himself, and fielded a few questions from the guys – so we’ll see what happens. I would guess he’ll get his shot at being berated by everyone, so start thinking of nicknames for this third-world crack smokin’, pipe-dream havin’, potential intern. Don’t act like I’m some sort of mean guy. You know how everyone is, we don’t like new people at first and treat them suspect until they get a chance to eat our shit and then we judge them on how well they eat our shit. It’s the same all over the world I tell ya. The first time I shit in your mother’s mouth – I had to punch her in the jaw to help her chew it. She’s obviously gotten a lot better at it, as you can see by the six 1 dollar bills she gets to bring home at the end of a night of shit eating. OH!

Rawdog’s kidney stones – 8/09-8/12 (History)

This past weekend Rawdog had another incident with kidney stones. Let’s review:

Rawdog was in the hospital with kidney stones – 8/20/12

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Rawdog was right, this 2nd bout with kidney stones is almost exactly 3 years to the day of the 1st incident.

Rawdog is in the hospital for an appendicitis? – 7/31/09

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Rawdog describes being picked up by Bentley – 9/2/10

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Rawdog returns with the news he has kidney stones and that he has never eaten a salad. – 8/3/09

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Bonus: Jingleberries songs!

“Leroy Brown”

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“Heal the World”

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“Brockalina” AKA Rawdog’s Girlfriend – 8/21/12 (Buttons)

“Si!”

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“You’re all man”

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“I am her”

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“He is so handsome, he look like just like Jesus”

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“Mijo I wanna come over”

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“Mijo I’m coming to see you today. I don’t have a car so you come get me”

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“You give me your chorizo”

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“I listen to The Smiths and you fuck me”

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Rude Juesday – 8/21/12 (Jude’s impression starts around the 11min mark)

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EllisFam Interviews

I have asked for the EllisFam to do a small 8 question interview so that we may get to know one another and how The Jason Ellis Show has changed or impacted our lives. These are their reply’s, unedited and all in their own words. I hope you enjoy this as much as I do, and thank you to everyone who participated. Without you all this wouldn’t be possible.

Chris Schmidt (@Schmidt_happenz)

  1. Where do you live? Syracuse,NY
  2. What is your occupation? I work in Sales. Office and Medical Products
  3. Tell me a little about yourself. I was born and raised here in Syracuse. Havent traveled much. Always been a straight edge kid. Been involved in Lacrosse and Basketball. Love titties. Have a Bulldog. Play Xbox sometimes. Listen to Jason everyday and will support him on his rise to the King of Radio Throne. SpoogeNite on Ellismania. @Schmidt_Happenz on twitter
  4. How long have you listened to TJES? Probably about a year now.
  5. How did you discover TJES? Was driving on the way to work. Was looking for Opie and Anthony channel cause i heard it was funny. Came across Sarah and Ashley fucking each other and thought it was one of the funniest things ide ever heard. Been hooked since. Never looked for another Radio show to listen to. I love my job strictly because i spend so much time in my car and can tune into the show as much as possible.
  6. What keeps you listening to TJES? The show makes me feel like im part of something Huge. I realize that sounds incredibly gay but i feel like the world will become to learn who Jason Ellis, RawDog, and Tully are and will fall in love with them. This is only the start of something Huge and I would love to be able to say i was there for the ride.. I know a year isn’t a long time but i feel like theres a lot more to look forward to in the Future. Jason being the Future of course.
  7. Has the show changed or impacted you life in any way? How? Between all the joking and the games played on the show. Jason gives great advice to his listeners when they are in need and pieces of what he has said have stuck with me. He helps give perspective on things and is a genuine person.
  8. Is there anything else you would like to share? Im completely nude right now watching the Yankees. I also love Boyz II Men and Freezepops.

Bushy McPoopington (@iPoopinBushes)

  1. Where do you live? with my mom and my sister in San Diego
  2. What is your occupation? I freeload off my mom
  3. Tell me a little about yourself. I am a 6 year old yellow lab. My mom rescued me when I was 9 months old. I love the beach, long walks, treats and following mom around the house
  4. How long have you listened to TJES? is he that funny sounding dude my mom always listens to on the radio?
  5. How did you discover TJES? My mom listens to TJES every day. I’m pretty sure she’s been listening as long as she’s had me.
  6. What keeps you listening to TJES? I really like that smart dude, I think his name is scully or cully or something like that. I also really love the jingleberries.
  7. Has the show changed or impacted you life in any way? How? because of this show, my mom goes out of town alot and I don’t like that. but she has made a lot of friends and laughs alot when the show is on. So if she’s happy, I’m happy.
  8. Is there anything else you would like to share? I may just be a dog, but I have two ears and they both work and I know this show is great. I may not speak english, but ellis can’t read, so we’re even, right?

If you would like to be apart of the EllisFam Interviews, please contact me (@Az_RedDragon) through twitter and I will send the interview to you.