Fuck yeah! Body didn’t float back up!

What’s up douches and douchettes? Is that even a thing? If a dude can be a douche, does that make a chick a douchette? I don’t know, anyway, that’s not the point. The point is it’s Thursday and I’m me and this is a recap. Madonna just sounds sexy and sultry when speaks normally. I still can’t get the image of her super hairy 80’s bush out of my mind though, so that puts a damper on things. Madonna used to be fun, Tully wonders why she had to go and get a funectomy. Ellis lost interest right around the Vogue era, he didn’t get it, and frankly, none of us did. Continue reading →