Ellis is always looking for new intro’s, buttons, drops, etc. for the show. So we took it upon ourselves to make some more – good, bad, or otherwise. It’s always fun to make them even if they never see the light of day. Although, some actually have! Give them a listen!
Category Archives: Nonsense
This Week’s Trend: The ALS Ice Bucket Challenge
Everyone is doing it, it’s been going on for about 2 weeks now. Why aren’t you? Everyone is not only challenging their friends, but also trying to raise the game. You’re just going to do the bucket of ice water over your head? What about that, plus getting tazed? How about that, but after getting punched in the face by an MMA legend? There are all kinds of scenarios you can add to the mix, but that’s not the point. The point is Lou Gehrig’s Disease. That and The Jason Ellis Show. That’s what we’re trying to bring attention to here, a disease, and The Jason Ellis Show. Also, you could be really cool and donate to an ALS charity.
With that, I give you what’s been called “baseball’s Gettysburg Address”. Lou Gehrig’s speech to a sold-out crowd at Yankee Stadium. Only it’s not.
TJES Raw Intros – Pre-Jingleberries Magic
It was decided the show needed some new, fresh intros today and so they did just that. These are the raw recordings before Cullen & Cechnicki work their magic, and are here more for posterity sakes. Jetta isn’t even sure what’s going on, Cumtard almost throws up between “there’s a chance you’ll hear me”, Christian exposes his utter disdain, Tully busts out a poem, and Hotdog drops one of his iconic lines with such conviction that it shook Ellis to the core. Give it a listen.
Callher Hates Pendarvis
Laurie calls to explain her tweets to Ellis about why she hates Will. Not in that “why do you hate Tully so much?” kinda way either. Turns out only her and “Al” dislike Wilson. Oh, and “Al” doesn’t really dislike him, it was our old pal oxycottonjohn calling in to fuck around.
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Jetta: Lounge Singer Extraordinaire
Classic rock enthusiast, Jetta, helped bring today’s show to an excellent end with his beautiful karaoke skills featuring many iconic songs from our past. I’ve heard he’s available for weddings, bahmitzvahs, parties, and more. Call him now, ladies & gentleman, because this man’s schedule is booking up fast!
