A 1930’s Gangster?

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American?

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Canadian?

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A Lithuanian?

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Adopted?

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Morgan Freeman?

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Chris Gaines?

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Steven Segal?

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A closeted gay man, that’s married with children?

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A salamander?

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An emperor penguin?

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A scorpion?

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Kill an Indian?

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On fire?

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A cunt?

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Sponsored by Red Bull?

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Is my father Jor-El, the son of Dri-El?

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A fetus?

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Still a man?

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Dude, do I have the right number?

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Dude, should I invade El Salvador?

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