I know. I had one job!
So uhhh… I was supposed to re-cap for Cody_McCraw92 today and completely fucking forgot. Starting off great already, right? Let’s see if I can make this fucker work while I’m listening to Djingo Unchained with Jude & Dingo. It was a dark, stormy night. It was just another ordinary day. The sun was out and before the show started, Cullen had a stroke or something because he signed off like 3 times. Continue reading
The world is buzzing about the latest rejoin “You Are A Cunt”, which is a portion of this. So here it is. Listen and/or download. Don’t know how to download a god damned MP3 file to your phone? Tough shit, go Google how to work your fucking phone, this isn’t the Phone Guru Store.
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What is this “soccer” you speak of?
It’s another Monday recap, and you know you looooove it! Ellis has been 43 like 5 times in the past 3 or 4 days, with all the cake and celebrating. Dingo is looking good today, he’s dropped about of weight lately and even he’s having a skinny mirror day. Tully watched a woman attempt to take a selfie of herself for about a half hour, she was a trendy looking black woman trying to time her selfie just right. Dingo & Ellis discussed how phones have become new tools allowing for people to look at themselves. It bums most everyone out to run into a man who has to have names for his weed, you know exactly the kind the of dude they’re talking about. “I got some headband and n-bomb riot, bro – you gotta try it!” Continue reading
Over the past 2 days, Hotdog has learned how to talk sexy as fuck. His “sexy talk” will make you wet, as if you’ve just had fourth meal and are spewing diarrhea out your fat hairy asshole. It will make you cream, like all cheese seeping out of the pores in your skin. It will make you want to buy a shirt, just so you can wipe your forehead as you drip sweat while forcing out a shit. Give him a chance, his “sexy talk” is going to bring you to tears as you get swooned by the magic man’s sultry voice and “sexy” delivery.
Everyone’s reaction to being asked if they have herpes.
Friday’s here and I’m sick as fuck. I don’t think it’s Ebola though, so that’s good. I’m completely out of it, so expect this recap to either suck hard, suck soft, or completely derail into whatever the fuck my mind is on at the moment. Since everyone is understandably getting sick of hearing my name, I refrained from Tweeting too much or submitting any news stories to the show today. Instead, I’ll randomly share a few of them here. Continue reading