Is anyone even reading this garbage or just me? Okay, good. Let’s see what Rude Judesday had in store for us. Well for one, Rude Jude worked as a bathroom attendant at a gay bar for awhile to save up money to get out to LA. He also said he’s up for going to EllisMania 8, that would be pretty fucking sweet for the fans.

Rawdog turned a bit more gangster today, because he drinks a lot of water and that’s gangster, bitches. Rawdog was also in rare “I got game” form today, slightly hitting on some Penthouse sluts and just talking with more confidence than usual. *Giggle Snort* Maybe yesterday’s speed-dating game resulted in a new found swagger. Things got a little awkward when Ellis started grilling this Emily chick, she was clearly not liking it and started to get emotional, which made everyone else enjoy it more. When a caller chimed in and said she should stop being such a cunt, she left the interview all mad and almost tripped out of the studio. BOOM! Awkward interview badge achieved.

And of course, it’s new music Tuesday. Arguably the biggest story there was that there is a new dub-step style remix of Death! Death! Die! out now, and thanks to @CobraTits, you can hear that right now. Before I forget for another entire week, you can download some of the tracks and make your mash-ups to send into the show. There was also talk about clean and dirty fuel sources used by the world’s population. Oddly though, no talk about how much your mother is used by the world’s population. OH!