As a game for everyone to play, I asked a simple question “If you were to give me a nickname or call me a name, what would it be?” and asked everyone to use the hashtag #bitPimpsShouldBeCalled and here are the responses:
@jakejeff: sikkcunt
@TwistedMetalFab: FartKnocker
@willfromcowtown: some obsure indie rock band name like water-proof band-aid@willfromcowtown: vagtastic
@sharkchucker: whatever he wants because he knows where you live
@sharkchucker: 411 because he’s got information on everyone
@willfromcowtown: Mr. Awesome pants, bits, St. LunaPimps, jeff, RC, speed racer, explosive diarrhea
@sharkchucker: Daddy because he’s fucking your mom
@CrackerStacker6: Twisted Blister
@Cynister72: The Photoshopinator
@CrackerStacker6: Nifty Scent
@sharkchucker: the googlist because if there is a creepy image he has it
@CrackerStacker6: Professor Dick Joke
@CrackerStacker6: in for questioning on a recent kidnapping
@sharkchucker: associate producer of the Jason Ellis show
@KimDultz: My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard
@sharkchucker: Spooky the ghosts
@RedJammieGirl: a literary genius
@mrsjessliv: The Vagina Whisperer
@CrackerStacker6: little gay button fucker
@RedJammieGirl: the engineer of trainwrecks
@sharkchucker: Mr Peepers, because he’s watching you masturbate right now
@CrackerStacker6: Alan Felcher
@CrackerStacker6: Eddie Cuntster
@sharkchucker: the Cleaner, because he knows how to get rid of the body’s
@tank_yanker: inmate #4971503 for what he did in me mums fishtank
@Cynister72: Word Nazi because it’s the gas chamber for you if you don’t say Wee-wat properly
@tank_yanker: David Copperfield in the bedroom, because he can make women vanish without all the smoke and mirrors
@sharkchucker: Chris Angel, dazzling you with magic while fucking your date
@sharkchucker: Sean White
@RedJammieGirl: in to clean up all the puke we’ve spewed #duetographicnaturethisimageshouldnotbeshown #dontclickit #FFFAAAWWKK
@sharkchucker: shut your fucking face uncle fucker (SYFFUF)
@RedJammieGirl: Free Medicine
@sharkchucker: low hanging fruit
@Dutch_RDS: shit stain
@CrackerStacker6: Mayor McChildrape
@RedJammieGirl: NEVER for bail
@RedJammieGirl: Fucked up Orphan Andy
@sharkchucker: The St, Louis Booze
@RedJammieGirl: for your grandma’s stripper party and he’ll do your mom for free. #HEYOH
@sleepyjoe_RDS: BabyRapist PumpkinPenis
@sharkchucker: McDonalds because he will shit in your mouth
@CrackerStacker6: Moocher41
@sharkchucker: Oprah, powerful enough to dirty waffle Martha Stewart
@Dutch_RDS: daddy
@Dutch_RDS: sweet cheeks
@Dutch_RDS: general diarrhea
@johntheroofer73: Jiminy Christmas everyone’s crazy
@CrackerStacker6: Posh Richmond
@RedJammieGirl: the crack, that broke your mothers back
@CrackerStacker6: Clit Romney
@sharkchucker: (the baby burpo ) barfing, shitting, cuming, while giving birth
@RedJammieGirl: Cum. Because his images leave a bad taste in the mouth and it doesn’t smell pretty either
@sharkchucker: deaf, powering through the rape whistle
@CrackerStacker6: Little Asian hooker bitch
@CrackerStacker6: Shit Blimps
@sharkchucker: the pope, millions of little boys served
@CrackerStacker6: Squirt Loder
@RedJammieGirl: Pepto Bismol. Nausea, heartbeat, indigestion, upset stomach
@CrackerStacker6: Squirt Cobain
@Dutch_RDS: SURPRISE
@mrsjessliv: Butthole slayer@mrsjessliv: squirt fairy
@CrackerStacker6: Smiley Rape Fountain
@mrsjessliv: Slop stabber
@RedJammieGirl: colon cleanser
@mrsjessliv: Cum slanger
@tithas: @radiotfb’s circle jerk buddy
@jiujitsuluvr: a pure comedy genius
@Hollow_NorCal: Gilbert Gape
@Dutch_RDS: gilbert gaper
And there you have it folks! Everyone was way nicer than what I was prepared for. I hope you all had as much fun as I did, because I literally laughed a quite a few of these. Until next time!