Today’s show started off with moto talk. Basically somebody passed somebody else and then they got passed or some shit like that. And there you have it, fully detailed information overload for all you moto fans out there. There was talk about Whitney Houston, her death, her versus Mariah Carey, her versus Beyonce, and her versus Godzilla (okay, that last one is an outright lie) anyway, I’m not sure what the end result was because I kind of zoned out, sorry ’bout that. Grammy Awards were last night and I could care less, so I zoned out on that one as well. I’m pretty sure if you’re interested in that, you can Google the shit out of it.
Speaking of Google, they played the Google game where Cumtard comes up with a Google search like, “Why do people from New Jersey ______” and you have to fill in the blank, guessing on what the most popular Google search terms might be. That was entertaining for a bit as Ellis and Tully usually come up with some really inappropriate / funny stuff and Dingo (@TheDingoInSnow) just completely goes off any sort of logical path whatsoever. I think Rawdog is probably the only one who gives his actual best answers at most times, which in itself can be funny.
Ellis may have pulled out of his pro fight because he keeps getting sick after he trains a lot, he’s gotta go see the doctor (not Dr. Feelgood). No word on if Friday morning shows will be back or not, but I suspect not. I think he’s waiting for the time slot change as previously discussed. There was some other speculation from a few listeners that I saw, but that wasn’t directly discussed, although it may have been slightly alluded to on the show. Therefore, for now, I classify it as hearsay and so it shall not be permitted in this court of No You Are. If it’s true and Ellis wants everyone to know about it, I’m sure he’ll discuss it. I’m not going to be part of a rumor mill so I’m not going to comment on it.
That pretty much sums up today’s show. I think the only other thing I didn’t discuss was your mom’s cooking and how she likes to cook with cum. So there’s a good chance you’ve eaten another mans sperm while enjoying your favorite dish. EW! I mean OH!
Im gonna go on the record here and say cumtards games are a hell of a lot better then strech’s. He dosnt get all super giddy and annoying like strech did, don’t get me wrong I liked that juiced up old man but his giddiness with the games was appalling. They sucked and were not very entertaining and u could tell Ellis was not digging it. The games now seem fun and keep me listening and everyone seems to enjoy it. And I really don’t miss the weird dick sucking karokee the loser would have to do. I was one of the dumbass’s who really thought they were sucking a dick and every time I couldn’t get over how good they could sing with a dick in there mouth. The show is really gold these days, dingo,Kevin cumtastic cumtardein and Jude are perfect additions. I don’t give a shit I’m only one replying on here. I’m bored and my wife is watching real housewives of some god awful city and she is bogarting remote. I also am doing this cause I fucking love my IPhone which I finally sacked up and got , no more flip shitdick phone for this guy.
I hope I didn’t come off saying Cumfat or the “Google game” was lame or something? If I did, that wasn’t my intention. I agree, Cumtard is way better than RoidRageGuy (Stretch). Plus Cumtard tries really hard and has done so much more / gone “above and beyond.”
At any rate, I agree. The show keeps evolving and getting better. I have no complaints about it. Sure some days are better than others, but overall – this is the only “talk radio” I listen to. I listened to Stern for ages and ended up being bored with it. I’ve been listening to Ellis for years now and I am no longer bored. I think they have a great mix of people that keep the show entertaining, and not just for a single crowd.
My bad man u didn’t come off like that at all. I know U dug that game, tweeting suggestions and all. I just felt like ranting. During the game I gots to thinking about how good the cumdogs games are. And then I gots to remenacing about bitches who suck dicks with there vaginas and how much I hated those games.
The cummanator is kickin ass. I always liked him cause he was a death metal kid like me but he does good work and his personal life is so damn entertaining just like rawdog. But what’s making the show really good last couple of weeks have been these reviews. You are a funny mother fucker (literally) and it has really added something to a show I have loved and listend too for a long time. I don’t know if I was there at the very beginning but I started listening really close to the start. Josh was just an intern that weirded Ellis out and tully was just a dj who was helping out. I never reached out to Ellis fam really, got on the best of website late and no one was on ever and it bummed me out I didnt participate more, and I rarely go to ellismania. Thanks for doing this man I look forward to reading your shit even though u go into such vivid detail about your exploits with my mother.