Show Re-cap For Monday 2/11/2013


Snookie dropped a deuce?

It’s another Monday, and holy shit balls, Ellis got the outline done for his hair club for wolf men tattoo! That’s fuggin gnarly nuts. Rawdog thinks it might be a bit of a rash decision, even though Ellis has been talking about it for several weeks. It’s just such a massive thing to do and is shocking, so that might be where people are questioning the decision. But, hey, Ellis is alright – don’t worry about it, it’s not your head. Carey Hart hooked the Ellis family up big time, Tiggy got to sit on Carey’s motorcycle and get his picture taken, Devin got to take a massive dump in Carey’s personal bathroom, and Carey’s chiropractor popped Ellis’ back and fixed his shit – then they all got the fuck outta there. Will Rawdog be creating a “Rawdog’s Puffy Nipple Corner” on the website? Will Tully and Ellis become pimps?


He was doing the Harlem Shake before it was cool.

Hey, did you see the Grammys? Yeah, me either. So fuck that shit. Oh, and Rawdog serenaded us with some of the songs played, the beautifully nasal renditions brought a tear to listener’s eyes. Grammy talk went on for about 45 minutes or so, there’s not much more to say about it. The ex-drummer of Korn was arrested for driving under the influence of a sleeping pill, that’s pretty stupid. Sad reptile news, the world’s largest captive crocodile who was more than 50 years old, died from chronic diarrhea – now that’s some bullshit! Tully revealed that when he was kid playing ColecoVision, he gave the TV the finger and his mom saw him do it. Dun-dun-dun! Later that night while he was taking a bath, he washed his own mouth out with soap, like a good Christ fearing child may tend to do. Rawdog’s getting buff and busted out 40 halftime push-ups today, giving the guys a free look at what it looks like while he’s taking control and pumping a chick.


Don’t be gay! Rape little kids instead, because, it’s um… not gay.

More unsigned burps and farts came up today, and of course the Burbank Dave fart came into question, they could tell it was edited together – but it was still good none the less. Cumtard had a couple loving unsigned farts as he was walking home with Will Pendarvis, OMG guys, it was so cute! That lead us into a game by Cumtard, clips of Stupid Tits (former intern) describing things and the guys have to guess what the hell he’s talking about. As you can imagine, his descriptions were on par with his impressions, which means they’re pretty much worthless and the shit that comes out of his mouth can only be understood by him and him alone. The Pope resigned, the first to do so in over 600 years, everyone’s speculating that he’s pulling out due to all the sex scandals revolving around the Church. Some Ellis listener foiled a fucking bank robbery and got sent to the prize chamber for his efforts. Red Dragons! There was some Hollywood news, but I was driving home at the time and didn’t care to take notes. Then talk about selling out, what it entails, would you do it, etc. But maybe more importantly, what does two grains of rice in the sink mean? A Somalian has been up all night vomiting. OH!

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