Show Re-cap For Friday 11/2/2012

Wooh it Friday! Are you coming out hot, because I’m coming out hot! But you don’t need to be hot, just be your sexy sexy self. Its Friday and the re-cap is late but I don’t give a fuck, neither should you, at least until tomorrow then the fuck giving shall continue. Ellis and Tully said that people with hair need to compliment the bald on the shape of their heads, but what about the rest of unlucky bastards that just have that receding shit, nice forehead? Fuck. Eva Lovia (@MissEvaLovia) called in today to give the Wing some shit about standing her up for a Halloween party. Turns out she is a Girl on Girl porn star and takes the cock on the side. They started talking about some prop in Cali about condoms and dental dams but I was too busy thinking about her doing her thing to really pay attention. This brought up jobs that are more dangerous than porn, like being a trucker, or a lineman, or ice fisherman, or firefighter, or yer mums gynecologist. All of these are really difficult and dangerous jobs and respect to the men and women that put their lives on the line to get the job done. Tully once dated a chick with the herps and also banged her, but only once and with protection, courtesy of Ziplock. Turns out she got married and now lives happily with his and herpes. I was there, yer mum was outbreak free and loving it. I know its kinda early in the recap to put in yer mum jokes but fuck you, its my recap and it’s Friday, I don’t give a fuck.

Marie Antoinette loved to eat pie and told all the people to lick the pie also. Then they make glasses from her titties. That is all true because it is on the internet now and everything on the internet is true. Our beloved Christian J Hand drove 45 minutes to ask some chick out. Oh, did I mention that this chick is the one and only Adrianne Curry (@AdrianneCurry). Fist bumps for you sir, and a bum pat from us here at NoYouAre, we know you could do it kid. There have been rumors throughout history about people having to get their stomach pumped from ingesting too much semen. I’m here to set the record straight and tell you that Rod Stewart, John Bon Jovi, The New Kids on the Block, Lil Kim, Yer Mum, or Alanis Morrisette have ever had load pumped from their stomachs. They just keep it in there like a pro and wait for it to pass. Cee Lo was accused of drugging some girl and then having his way with her, but this is false, according to reliable sources, me. But I don’t know shit so carry on. Are you rich? Probably not, but if you were you should give a bunch of money to Charity or Selena, which ever stripper you liked the best because that shit ain’t gonna last forever.

They guys did the Unsigned Bands segment again and here are a few that were played.

Pivot – Doesn’t suck, especially if you are into Coheed and Cambria

Hell Pie – Sounds like Dave Mustaine drunk off his balls

Black Milk For Dead Virgins – If you can get ast the name they actually don’t sound that bad.

Odd Estrada – The band is good but the singer ruined it for me.

Arrival of Autumn – Again the singer fucked the band

Livy HighJust watch the video.

The Wild – Good Rock a Billy sound, here’s the video.

Dirty Twig – Uplifting song that will make you feel better about your life. Here’ the video.

If you are an unsigned band and want The Jason Ellis Show to play your crap music then email them at


ABC is doing a benefit concert for the victims of Hurricane Sandy and it will also be simulcasted on SiriusXM, Channel 20, 112, and 117. Now back to fart jokes. There was a resturant delivery truck in China that got pulled over and to everyone’s suprise they found cats, lots of cats. Apparently they were all out of rats and dogs. Pigs are as smart as a five year old, but taste way better. Tully did Women, Am I Right? again today and we learned that pregnant zombies chicks can’t hold their booze, If your a chick in Dubai, get out! Yer mum might try to axe murder you for playing Nickleback, some chick wants a fish memorial on the highway, if your car is on fore and you own a vagina you should pull into a gas station, and all in all, we learned that women are just fucking crazy, pound for pound. The secret is finding the less crazy ones. Drinking hand sanitizer will get you fucked up but if you butt chug it then your dad will have to poop into your butthole to make it work again. Urologists are all creepy bastards that sing about wieners while touching yours. Paint ballers can take 15 balls a second to the face. That’s not real impressive when you consider that yer mum can take 15 balls a second to the face and still be able to work the shaft, OH!


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