Show Re-cap For Tuesday 7/17/2012

More than meets the brown eye, fear the fabulousness!

Hey, hey, AD from Houston here with another re-cap. Seriously though, who the fuck is AD? Why is he in Houston, what the fuck is there? Does he do anything besides Faction updates? Is AD even a real human or is it a computer? Questions like these are what made Arsenio Hall go “hmmmm”. Jude came on to talk about how pilled out he was during the first part of EllisMania 8 and how he had a great time hanging out with Ellis fans. And there was more talk about Rawdog potentially being known as “Fag-a-tron” since his Shade 45 rap debut, which of course he isn’t, just as long as you don’t ask Jude’s listeners. Ellis’ knee is all filled up with fluid and looking pretty gnarled, that’s gotta feel great, shout out to Mayhem – ya dumb shit. He also took the liberty of steeling the motorcycle helmet that Chad Reed (the guitarist in D!D!D!) wears during shows, and won’t give it back. Props again to that dude for upping his douche level on the market by a solid 3 points.

As we age, we all get to a point where we just don’t care about some things anymore.

Ellis wants to make EllisMania 9 even bigger, but he knows that the bigger it gets, the more stressful things will become and more chances of pissing someone off. But, like a lot of people, he’s always striving for more, so much so in fact that he tends to never be satisfied with what he has recently accomplished. That spawned some interesting conversation from the guys concerning their own work ethics, how they feel about where they’ve come from to where they are now in their lives, etc. Tully talked about how while working for Carson Daly, his highlight was getting Carson to read something he wrote. A very familiar feeling for some of us who tweet the show like we’re mute and suffer from tourettes syndrome, I’m sure most of us enjoy hearing our tweets get read on the show. I don’t know if it’s so much for the recognition as it to just hear something you’ve created be good enough to be repeated to listeners. The whole conversation was actually pretty interesting, maybe more so to the older crowd versus the younger crowd, but it had some pretty good insights and retrospectives for everyone.

AIDs sandwich: Bread, mayonnaise, cheese, and extra AIDs.

Some dude was eating airplane food and got stabbed in the mouth with a needle, and now he’s on AIDs medication. Nope, that’s not a joke, it’s for real. Where’s the fuckin’ TSA on that one? Probably busy putting AIDs infected needles in airplane food. Take that TSA! Internet balls are all swollen! The Boy Scouts are still banning homosexuality, shocking, I know – a religion based group against homosexuality? Some listener called into say he was once a Boy Scout and that they are some hardcore brother fuckers. I can only assume that is very true. Speaking of AIDs sandwich, your mom used to employee of the month at Subway for several years running. Not because she did a great job at making AIDs sandwiches, but because she was the one that came up with the $5 footlong specials, and as you might have guessed, it wasn’t about sandwiches at all. She was the talk of North America and doing great until it was revealed that instead of using mayonnaise, she would regurgitate all the loads she swallowed into the dispenser – essentially baby birding everyone with cum. At that point, Jared broke up with her and began his new diet. OH!

1 thought on “Show Re-cap For Tuesday 7/17/2012

  1. Holy Hell, that’s probably top 5 on updates about my mother. My rebuttal is gonna go a little like this. No You are Ryan Dungys poppy pant, your Dungys underwear pants…poopy underwear.

    I worked at BK when I was 15 and I got a weird vibe from mayo ever since that job. Girls would come through the drive through constantly ask for handfulls of mayo packets. All the time I would be dishing out ridiculose handfulls of mayo packets to ladies and my coworker who was same age as me would joke and say that’s cause they like that white creamy shit in there mouth and ever since that convo I have linked mayo to jizz. And then you go and get a chicken sandwich from a fast food place and u get this gallon of mayo all over the place and it just ruins the sandwich. Who the fuck wants a mayo sandwich? I hate it now I barley ever have it on shit im eating.
    NMT was not that bad today and really funny. I gotta a good kick out of the Boy Scout Convo, having a boy scout past and all. I can honestly say there was no homosexual activity what so ever when I was involved. My pops was the leader so I basically got to do whatever I wanted. 1st times drinking and smoking pot in the woods took place at scout camps. We had a blast and for are money we worked at a gun range selling burgers and pulling trap for the trap league and tournaments and shit. Im was a quick kid with that button, u kinda got to be or your getting your ass chewed by some drunk ass old man with a shotgun. I also did a lot of shooting then and became a fucking surgeon with my shottie. Shooting 25’s when I was 13. (perfect round of trap) I was a little ringer. Are troop fucking banked we had pimp ass camping shit and camped all over the country. Alright I’m done writing.

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