“The truth needs to be told. No you are should interview me. I’m ready to tell all. #JustSaying” – Jason Ellis
Ellis played soccer today with his kids at soccer practice and also with some of the other parents who didn’t look as old as Ellis but acted like they were way older. Jason and Tully talked about soccer a whole bunch and how it seems like every kid that’s not old enough to fuck is kicking a ball in a field somewhere. Soccer soccer soccer everyone has a boner 
about soccer, thanks England ya bunch of fucks! Is crap okay for kids to say? Can kids say crap without being crucified? in my opinion, yup, its O fucking K by me. Those little shits can say whatever fuckin shit comes outta their mouth, just so it’s not my kids. This topic drove the conversation to getting stuff off the internet, like the Vern Troyer blackout clip and Rich’s friend Ana Listing. Ellis is going to be in Austin tomorrow so if you’re there also you can find him somewhere and hang out. Want more info then don’t ask Ellis, just ask Austin Party Planner @JohnInAustin formerly known as @JohnInHouston.
Ellis agreed told us that he wants to do an interview with NYA. We decided that the seven of us can’t ask every question that everyone wants to know so send your question to AskEllis@lixlink.com Not all questions will be asked. Especially the shitty ones.
If you missed The Ultimate Fighter yesterday another chick got beat up and the chick that whooped her ass was happy. It was awesome. Next up, Hotdog Phone Sex Part Two, The All Beef Hotdog! This time Hotdog called a gay sex phone line and here are the highlights from his call:
Have you eva seen a grown man nekked?
Does your dick look like Madonnas arm, all veiney?
I can taste my own puke.
Describe your butthole to me now!
No I have to fuck you I can’t bend over I’m not that flexible.
How do you like my four inches of thunder big boy!
After this call of epic proportions a phone sex operator guy called in and said its just a 
bunch of women in a same room like call center, the longer they’re on the phone the more they get paid. And there’s a supervisor that sometimes listens in. Tigerbox is reportedly sold out so they might move it to a larger venue, we will have more details as they develop.
Upon their return from the break Andrew The Giant hosted the Google Auto Complete Game boyfriend/girlfriend edition. Here are some of the stupid things these fucktards are asking.
- Why does my bf/gf…
- Why won’t my bf/gf…
- Why is my bf/gf…
- I want my bf/gf to…
- My bf/gf is…
- Why won’t my bf/gf stop…
- Why are all these bitches on Google and not fucking…
An aussie morning show was doing a remote coverage of the “hoverboard” and the 
reporter got shit whipped by a rouge skateboard. Hunter Dundee Pet Detective, that’s right just let that sink in. It’s brilliant. I’d say more but I don’t want to give any spoilers. In a study of men who are receiving testosterone replacement therapy and found that there’s no link to heart problems so keep on fuckin saggy balls! Sirius is doing their hungerthon auction again, go to SiriusXM.com/hungerthon and the highest donation bid will get to sit in on the show for a day. Utah wants to bring back firing squads and that’s the most metal news to come out of Utah, ever. Jake Ellenberger called in finally and basically said he fucked up and lost the fight for himself through a series of errors. Final calls time and because the only thing worse than listening to morons on the phone is recapping morons on the phone so instead I’ll tell you to check out the Bua and Jude show on On Demand under the Friends of Ellis section. And while there check out yer mum, she’s also under friends of Ellis, all of them, every single one, OH!