So, I asked people who follow me on Twitter to introduce themselves with this tweet: Taking roll call. Raise your hand & I’ll call on you. Introduce and say a little something about yourself.
And here are the responses:
@itswillbitches Hi! My name is Will and I think trains are cool and I always stop what I’m doing to watch them go by.
@AZ_RedDragon My name is Jason and I’m always late to places so everyone will look at me when I come in. Hi.
@Cassieleeisme My name is Cassandra and I wear high heels to concerts to tower over short people (6’2 in heels).
@KimDultz Oops, I’m slow, but not slow enough to ride the short bus, just slow enough to be an artist. My name is Kim, or Kimmy D, mthrfcker
@TwistedMetalFab Hello, my name is John. And I would like to take Cassandra to a concert. (I’m 6’5″)
And there you go, six people. For those of you that turned up, I thank and salute you. I guess Thursday evening isn’t the best time to do a #RollCall and that has been duly noted. So, if you were disappointed in the turnout, I’m going to post a few videos you comedy / cooking / sex craving deviants might enjoy.
Gordon Talks Dirty
Sandra Talks Dirty
Nigella Talks Dirty
Jamie Talks Dirty