Welp.The show started off on a down note. Someone wasn’t thinking, made a mistake and sent Ellis a link that brought up some personal stuff. Clearly it upset him and gave the show a bad vibe in the beginning. That eventually turned around of course and the show continued as normal.

A highlight is some dude that owns a knife company (and a dildo company) called into the show and wants to sponsor Ellis. You read that right, knives and dildos. He said he saw some dude get stabbed 17 times and decided to open a knife store. Kind of sounds like the logic a serial killer might have. Allegedly.

Cumtard’s sort of date seemed to go okay, but was pretty uneventful. No finger banging or anything like that. Apparently they felt pretty awkward after the few details they revealed on yesterday’s show. When asked if they were going out for another date tonight, the response was something along the lines of (paraphrasing here): “Yea, maybe.” Doesn’t sound super promising, but hopefully it is. The guys told Cumtard to just buck up and go for it, take the reigns like a man and get what you want from SuckTard – but no rape.

There was talk about which pro (fake) wrestler you’d rather have sex with. Seems most of us prefer the WWF stars from the 1980’s. I didn’t get to listen to some of the show, work got in the way again. But the conversation turned to getting a pterodactyl from Woody Allen, Val Kilmer, and Jim Morrison. Personally, anything Woody Allen is like fucking around with nuclear waste – you just don’t want any part of that deal.

Some chick called in and her last boyfriend was a *gasp* cocksucker, so now she’s nervous and timid and doesn’t know how to get out of that funk. And as everybody knows, the answer is to get some dick in ya. I think the show ended on a good note and it was a good show, like always.

And I believe that’s about the gist of it. If I missed something noteworthy, by all means let me know in the comments. Oh yea, I almost forgot! I was told by unnamed sources that, indeed, you’re mother is a hooker. Allegedly. Just sayin’.