Psst, hey kid….wanna buy some EllisMania? Go to the Hard Rock in Vegas on October 9th, walk-up to the first hooker you see, whip your dick out, and start doing the helicopter. Do it right, and you’ll end up with tickets to the mayhem that is EllisMania. Make sure you spin it counter-clockwise otherwise you’ll end up with tickets to Les Miserables and no one wants that. The first hour was spent discussing the details of EM11, both of the confirmed and unconfirmed variety. As usual, the Friday show will be poolside with TigerBox, Hatebean, and a potential musical guest *cough* HOLY SHIT DANZIG *cough* that night. The fights will be Saturday night at The Joint and with that in mind, the guys mulled over potential fight ideas and ways to improve classic fights. Listeners called-in with potential fight ideas as well as names for EM11, a lot of which were pretty terrible and of the diarrhea-of-the-mouth variety. If I had to vote, I’d go with Tully’s idea of Bogan’s Eleven and @sharkchucker’s suggestion of EllisMania 11: How Much Vacation Do You Have?. Seriously though, you better start sucking off your boss and working the street corner on the weekends if you want to be able to afford going to two EllisMania’s in one year. My lips are already chapped and it’s only May.

Y’all got some of them vacation days?

Kevin came into the studio with a new segment in which he took famous songs and played them backwards. Kanye West sounded like farts, Limp Bizkit had something going for them until Fred Durst started spraying dog shit all over the place, and The Beatle’s first hit single “I Want To Hold Your Hand”, one of the most happy/innocent sounding songs ever written, sounded like the soundtrack to Hell. There was some serious demonic shit going on with that one. Turns out it was a lot easier to tell what the songs are than Kevin anticipated, so instead of having listeners call-in and guess, Tully and Ellis basically blew through them with ease. Will came in with some news and brought up a story about a crazy European guy who said that a megalithic earthquake would strike California and cause the state to break off from the continent all thanks to the planets aligning. *SPOILER ALERT* nothing happened.

Shawn Wayans, one of the 101 Wayans brothers, visited the show and discussed everything from his Aussie adventures to raising kids to his stand-up tour. I wonder how many times he and Marlon have been asked about White Chicks? I don’t care what anyone says, it’s one of those movies that is so bad it’s good. Don’t act like you haven’t sung along to “A Thousand Miles” while driving down the highway. No shame in this dojo. After the interview, Tully and Ellis discussed the Satanic Bible, which basically says be a good person, always seek the truth instead of relying on ambiguous claims, understand that Man is no better (and often worse) than any other animal, and to be self-empowered instead of relying on someone else to give you strength. As if we didn’t already know this, Satan is a pretty sweet dude and has suffered from some bad PR. HAIL SATAN! That does it for today’s show, now go out there and make a blood sacrifice to our dark lord and savior, Satan.