So our best voice-over guy, @sharkchucker said he wanted to make some new “Halftime” buttons to include all of North America – guess he has a soft spot in his heart for some of you Canadians. I pounded back a few drinks and wrote up some garbage for him to read, no matter how shitty my writing, he turned them into sweet-ass gems. Enjoy!

Call The Plumber

Cheat Code

Gang Bang

Learn How To Math

Chechnya (Original Recipe)

Chechnya (Flamin’ Hot)