Boo motherfucker! What else would you wanna do on Halloween but kill someone, but like for real! Thats what Ellis is all about today, and Adrianne Curry equates it to tripping balls basically, well the whole hallucinogenic part of it anyways. Ahhhh Adrianne Curry, makes me wanna go “Shazing”, which is the sound made when your dick goes into a perfectly fitting carnival or shitbox. Always learning something on the Jason Ellis Show, like Jason wants a sex couch, Rawdog is a Beverly Hills Ninja for Halloween, and that Adrianne goes to strip clubs for a nice place to talk. She also said its cool if you check out another chic, but no more than 10 seconds. But if the nipples are hard, then its ok for at least 20 seconds. But good ol’ Ellismate found the loophole, if your seeing if her ass is real or fake, you can stare as long as it takes. Some other shit we learned, some dude called in with 2 dicks and its called Diphallia, and strippers fucking freak out when they see it. Apparently dude can piss or cum out of either of them. Gnarly! Speaking of cool shit with dicks, Ellis can slap his dick and make a Spoon Man kinda vibe with it, which he later in the show recorded and played live!!! We also learned that “Randy” in Australia means horny, and it gives RawDog’s ‘Macho Man’ voice a whole new meaning. Then Adrianne found the shake weight and we all stopped and listened……..
The elections are almost over people, and this little girl is sick of Bronk Obama and this whole erection thing. Then we learned more about rape, and how in some states dudes can claim rights of “their child” in situations of impregnating a lady they raped. Fucking sick right – Adrianne said she take a crowbar to the thing if she wasn’t allowed to choose. Shoebox said he got accused of rape his senior year of high school. Some bitch put him through the ringer for a while, and then just admitted it was a lie = CUNT! Speaking of cunts, Cee Lo has been accused of rape and of not skipping a midnight snack. Best spot for a snack near Hollywood, Adrianne suggests Hatfield’s and Rawdog offered Grill ’em All. Shoebox offered us the TV series ‘The Walking Dead‘, which Rawdog said wasn’t that good, so its probably the greatest show ever made. Oh man, serious Halloween tip for you here, Adrianne reminded us if your going to fuck a zombie you gotta remember lube! That goes for any ladies in their eighties too kids! And if you somehow impregnate this zombie bitch and make a zombie son you can always name him either Chainsaw, Cannibal or Hannibal, all solid choices and Ellismate approved. Seriously though people, if the zombies do come for real, Ellismate is heading straight for the jet skis. Not bad idea, unless you follow @SharkPeople on twitter!
Nothing gay about this at all.
What is the World’s Greatest Thing Done While on Cocaine? Could it be Lawrence Taylor or Michael Irvin, both of which won superbowls and did mad whores while on coke. Maybe its Stephen King who wrote his best novels with a toot here or there. And who could forget musicians like Eric Clapton or bands like Fleetwood Mac. Oh fuck, how about that one dude who called in a while back and rubber banded his junk, contorted it until he got it in his ass, and literally fucked himself! Possibly the winner was Elvis and his days of liquid cocaine, but we will truly never know who or what, is, the World’s Greatest Wednesday since they just gave up on it! We did learn some key info though, like Adrianne once won a bet to sniff a bands name spelled out in coke, and that Stevie Nicks blew her nose out so bad she had to take lines up the ass. And if your going to fuck while on cocaine, either get it hard first, or pop a cialis before the start of your night!
“Yo Yo, Hook Me Up Homie!”
If you haven’t noticed Tully isn’t in today, so in keeping in the spirit of #fucktully, our good ol’ friend Jizz Cult laced us with his pics on Instagram, so be sure to follow @Deadletters on Instagram for all of Will’s hilarious photos. Adrianne used to have a pet Tarantula, and it bit her, and she got really fucking sick from it, Woman Am I Right? Seriously ladies, don’t ever drop a “Yo Yo, Hook Me Up Homie!” if you in bed with a dude, cause its a legitimate reason to hit a bitch. Speaking of my homies, check out Tony Hawk’s RIDE Channel on youtube for todays featured video of Birdman and Ellismate, bon appetite! Rawdog had a game for Shoebox, Adrianne and Ellis, all Halloween themed and shit. The game was lame, but the voice Rawdog blessed us with was classic! Think of it like a cross between Rip Taylor and The Monster Mash dude. The rest of the show was spent on the the new segment, “What have you stuck your dick in?” We’ve done this before, but with Adrianne in studio it seemed a good time to refresh our memories. Of course we got the basics out of the way, such as a vacuum cleaner, warm shampoo bottles, and in between two mattresses. Some dude called in about the time he and his buddy DP’d a calf-liver. And how could we forget the guy who cut a hole in the wall and lost his virginity to it. He goes back from time to time to visit his family and his ex. Cans of corn beef, pie filling, trannies, basically anything slightly warm and gooey will do. The winner for me, some dude fucked a bong and later his buddy took a bong rip from it, what a douche. From there the show was bombarded with ‘Dick Sticking Stories’ from a ton of #EllisFam, all of whom are listed here, that have fucked your mom over and over and over!