i fully intended on finishing my recap on my lunch break, but then my boss was in a car accident and my lunch break didn’t exist!!! Stay tuned to the near future for the recap cause:

jude’s in the studio and needs to get of xanax

ellis is off of Xanax

tomorrowland sucked balls

movies are too long

boxtroll motherfuckers

the soon to be Viking bad ass dummy

CumTard is colorblind

will has Will’s news

Tiggie is hella athletic

joanna angel wants to make The Woodsman II- the porn

and Ellismania 11 is coming out n October