Slot Car Racing, in case you didn’t know either.

If yer mum had a hairy chest that would be awkward, but the worst part would be your unexplainable love of hairy nipples. Tully is still out sick but Katie is filling in. This morning Ellis smashed Burgers head in the door this morning totally on purpose accident and she ran off pissing all over the place. Speaking of beating things, Ellis was teaching Snooks soccer moves and he schooled her then she got butt hurt and started messing with some flowers and then he told her that you can’t win all the time. Life lessons and shit. Ellis started reminiscing about slot car racing and fond memories of his dad and road rage and blood and tears. As the show went on it was obvious that Katie is already better at radio than josh, and flying kites apparently. But Rawdog is way better then her at growing a manly beard. He thinks that it gives him a better jaw line. Wolfknives.com is working and there are new videos up on Ellismania.com. A dude called in and revealed that cumming on fresh tattoos burns, Katie agreed. Also slapping tattoos is a dick move and if you do it then you should get slapped back, with a hammer. Would you rather have a bionic pussy or dick? Either way it’s still gonna suck when you cum 30W motor oil. Rawdog was looking at Katie’s boob and then something about getting a hand job with underwater lube and cumming in Jason’s pool.

I missed the first few minutes because I was still wound up over the new show intro of some of the audio clips that are here on NoYouAre but came in on cave men shoving jars in their butt. That is probably all you need to know. Today’s Greatest Guitar Riffs were as follows,

Jimmy Hendrix, Voodoo Child WINNER
Black Sabbath, Iron Man

Jimmy Hendrix, Purple Haze WINNER
Black Sabbath, Sweet Leaf

Jimmy Hendrix, Purple Haze
Jimmy Hendrix, Voodoo Child WINNER

Jimmy Hendrix, Voodoo Child WINNER
Led Zepplin, Black Dog

Winner with Voodoo Child

To be honest I was rather disappointed with the results, not that Voodoo Child is a bad song, but because Blubber The Love Sponge ruined that song for me forever. A kid in McDonald’s ate and coughed up a used condom, stupid kid, condoms aren’t food. But because this kid doesn’t have enough chromosomes to know that the parents are suing McDonald’s. Breaking MMA News! Diaz claims GSP is on roids and UFC knows! In other news, I’m not shocked and neither is anybody else.

In Hollywood News, Bieber is ranting about his negative press, and rightly so, that chick is very talented. Juliet Huff had jewelry stolen worth more than most people make in a year because her privileged ass forgot to lock her car. Lil Wayne Had a seizure on a plane, probably because he is coming off pills, or opiates, or cough syrup, or coffee enemas  allegedly. Charlie Sheen’s 9 year old daughter was being harassed by another kid and Sheen tweeted something about getting revenge and writing her name in poop. Winning. Axle Rose is getting sued because he threw a cordless mic and smashed a dudes teeth out at one of his concerts, and Taylor Swift sells less magazines than anyone.

This should be able to explain why the rest of the recap is like it is.

Hetfield yeah song. Intelligence game with Anal Gay Lewis and Fruitler. Winner gets to be guitar tec for tiger box. Fruitler won by default. Tiger box ideas: face paint booth, blood shots, condoms, tampons, painted boob rainbow face idea, signature drink, salad bar, box of crickets, . Anal got back, still lost. Final Calls were mostly shot ideas, fat guy wet tshirt contest, groping gimp. Tiger in studio so it’s a g rated end to the show and this recap. Dungee, koalas, lizard poo poo, and yer mums a cocka head poopie pants, OH!