Well hello boys n girls. Its your uncle Ghostload speaking, and if you can read this, dude get a fucking life. Speaking of getting a life, your mom is and old school tool from before I could drool. Bitch be so dumb, sticks n stones be insulting her, OH! Nah but seriously, we here at the No You Are clinic do care a great deal about your mom…’s snatch and ass hole, plus she could suck the rust of an ’83 El Camino that’s been in the back yard since ’84, cause she did! Well I don’t know about you, but I personally have a strong interest in your mom, I mean besides the fact bitch better have my money, she’s also your mom, and I like you! I was doing a little research into your mom, no not “In to” your mom, not this time – No I mean real research and I noticed a bit of a downward spiral in her life since we first commented on her back in January of 2012. Hell just think that was just over a year ago, and to think where she is now, in fact if you know where she is, hit me on twitter @wiz1010 cause like I said, Bitch Better Have My Money! Anyways, here’s a month by month breakdown on just how far the bitch, i mean your mom the bitch, has fallen – Enjoy……….
Monday, January 23, 2012 As I mentioned above, this is the first time your mom was mentioned, and at her height I might add,
hob slob-knobbing with former Passenger 57 mega-super-broke-star what’s his name.
Wednesday, February 22, 2012 If we were charting this in graph format, not only would we be a bunch of fucking nerds, but the curve would be on the upward. Today may be the greatest day of your mom’s life. Today is not only Chad Reed day, well really yeah its just Chad Reed day!
Friday, March 16, 2012 Ah yes, your mom is still fresh on the scene, appearing with none other than Die Antwoord cause yes, I fink your mom freaky!
Tuesday, April 24, 2012 Ok, so remember the graph, yeah were on the “downward slope” as they call it, well they also call it that cause when you go in your mom’s vage you immediately fall downward into the pussy, hence the term! Anyways today was the gruesome story of the day your mom started hooking, shocking but true!
Wednesday, March 30, 2012 Ok now she’s just a fucking bitch, I mean using the SiriusXM phone app is hard enough with it fucking sucking balls n all, but now we find out the truth about the Sirius phone app and your mom – stupid cunt whore oh and your mom is a moronic jizz cunt!
Wednesday, June 27, 2012 John in Houston, we have lift off! Your mom and the extinction of big foot? You’d better start keeping your eyes out and your cocks covered from here on out kids!
Wednesday, July 18, 2012 Now your mom hates the gays. Today, sadly enough was the day we had “The bet between evil Chick-fil-a and your even more eviler mom” dun dun dun!!!
Thursday, August 30, 2012 Now look, I’m not a fan of beating up your mom. Its only cause she’s into the shit really that I do it. I’d rather drop a deuce on her chest, return serve, and fucking roll the fuck out aids free! But to be fair, here is a reminder of what she used to be just a few months ago and probably my favorite, this is where Christopher Walken got his style from.
Friday, September 21, 2012 Now I know this one’s kinda confusing, you hear “Bit’s amazing day with your mom” and you think shit’s sweet right. Dude it’s fucking bit with your mom, shit ain’t that sweet right about now homie. The good news though, this one’s got some really sweet fucking pics, of batman and the joker crush’n’grooven and your mom (See the last one)
Wednesday, October 31, 2012 Well, well, well. It’s like I caught you in the cookie jar, pun intended! By now in the month by month recap of your mom’s past year or so, she’s just flat out of control, I mean all of #EllisFam?
Monday, November 26, 2012 Well if you fuck all of Ellis Fam, then who’s left? Yeah we saw it coming just sad it happened during the holidays. Things are really getting bad for your mom when turning tricks ain’t even cutting it no mo’.
Wednesday, December 19, 2012 It’s cold, money’s tight, and we at No You Are don’t fucking care about your mom. Sure we could buy her dinner, or maybe hold her hand, but nah! Now we just fuck her for sport……as if we ever didn’t. Some things never change!
Thursday, January 24, 2013 Ok this is one of those pivotal points in your mom’s life, well kinda the opposite as she’s lost all ability to pivot on your dick anymore which made her one of the nation’s top 5,000 hookers in the 40 and above division. Now its just a matter of survival when fucking your mom, thanks to Rawdog though maybe we can make it out alive!