It’s Wednesday and more people are having issues with the online app. Will even had a hiccup with it where it suddenly jumped back 5 minutes in time and replayed what he was just listening to. So it’s not just “you’re stupid, learn how to use it”, there are some issues with the player. Clearly. Stress balls stress Tully out, so I sent a bunch to the studio. Ellis read a post on this site once, I wish I knew which post it was so we could mark it with a golden seal or something. Continue reading
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The famous people renting space in Jason’s head have rearranged the furniture and now he’s smashing his toes with every blind step. Joe Rogan, Dr. Drew, Bryan Callen, & Brendan Schaub (probably all misspelled, I don’t care) all know that he will be wearing a drool bucket around his neck. Clearly other action sports guys are still having fun , so what’s the big deal. Weather or not it makes him a bad dad became the topic and the answer is yes. (According to Tully) Continue reading
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Hey, it’s Wednesday so that means another re-cap from yours truly, AZ_RedDragon! Oh wait…turns out he’s too busy sticking his dick in armadillos and shoving cactus plants up his ass, so I’m here to save the day. Continue reading
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What? Y’all motherfuckers forgot about Dre, didn’t you? I KNEW IT! So it’s #WolfknivesWednesday and shit, and welcome to the fiercely intense Jason Ellis Show. He’s like a knife cutting into your ears, metaphorically, but still – watch your ass. Have you noticed most Korean men are not that good looking? Can you punch someone in the face through the phone? You’d be a lot cooler if you could. Continue reading
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Welcome to yet another Thursday edition of The Sounds Funny Show with your host Sounds Funny, aka Billy Madison. That and Diddy is knock kneed, whatever the fuck that means. Listen to this shit, Ellismate, the myth, the man, the ledge, said NO to a TV show. Fuck oath mate! Apparently it was some CMT show about tattoos with The Wing being a judge. Sounds awesome so far, especially considering CMT has such shows as County Fried Home Videos, Guntucky, Redneck Island with Stone Cold Steve Austin, and who could forget Dog And Beth On The Hunt…..but it would take him away from the radio show and that shit ain’t right! Besides, like Rawdog reminded him this only makes the TV networks want him more. Getting over a wheat allergy makes you want pizza more, just ask Linsanity who is over such an allergy, and probably passed out as you read this from his first slice of pie, Red Dragons to you my little Asian baby friend. Speaking of little Asian baby friends who aren’t Asian, or babies anymore really, Tiger and Devin were jamming out to Master Of Puppets with Ellismate and despite their attempt, they couldn’t deny the riff! Oh, and in case you forgot, Dom is a moron. I’m not getting into how gluttony obvious he’s a glutton for glutenous abuse.
Hollywood News bitches and it starts on a somber tone, as Mac Daddy of Kris Kross has passed on to the ghetto in heaven, may Barry bless your sole. Lindsay Lohan, queen of Hollywood News, may be queen of some California Prison for Women, check it out! Katy Perry’s dad is a religious nut job from way back. People don’t like Jesse James no more, but to me the news was they did in the first place, not OH! Reese Witherspoon spoke out on being blasted and driving, and she’s totally pregnant too! That’s realyl it for Hometown News, so which celebrity would Ellis be able to bang n maybe date a little to gain some serious followers on Vine? Honestly this should be a World’s Greatest, but while were here the discussion was basically between Meryl Streep who’s just too famous, Rihanna who’s just too stupid, Lady Gaga which was just a bad idea in the first place, and of course Ke$ha who was the winner by default. Looks kids, it can’t always be Radio Gold!
Holy shit this is crazy, some dude in Saskatoon got ticketed for not wearing a seat belt, but dude has no arms! Well of course a story this gnarly gets Rawdog, Tully and Ellis going on whether or not this scenario is safe. What does happen if you, having no arms, go flying out your windshield into some dude walking his dog down the street? Rawdog says dude should have to wear a seat belt, Ellis doesn’t – who’s right? Some judge somewhere told this trucker dude that if you get into an accident, and slide out of your seat but the car remains in motion, you can’t stop it….so the seat belt also keeps you in your seat to control the car in a time of emergency. Fucking geek speak but good shit, so I guess we witnessed some more accidental genius. Enough of that, Cumtard is back on the show and sounds awesome, good vibe, and except for a kidney stone the size of the areolas in Rawdog’s dreams, is healthy and working out. Good shit Kevin, so what’s he here for – to plus his shit! Not without first having to defeat his nemesis and arch enemy, who he says he’s cool with but we all know is a total cover, Domtard in a game of Shock Pictionary. Going in the odds were on Cumtard for sure, well since he created the game in the first place. First to 3 (not best of 3) and the teams are Cumtard and
Ellis Tully Ellis no wait yeah Ellis (Not cause he wanted to avoid Cumtard rather shock the shit out of Dom), against Domtard and Tully. Round One was well played by both but Domtard edged it out by drawing ‘Fire’ in less than 16 seconds. Round 2 Cumtard ‘TV’ 4 seconds! If you do go back and listen, be sure to catch Dom’s 2 minute 20 second sketch of a clown, hilarious! Round 3 was quite the opposite, with Cumtard getting shocked like hell for over a minute drawing a ‘Cigar’, and Domtard taking the round with a 10 second ‘Moustache’. Now i don’t know what happened after that, but these two mutherfuckers dug deep and pulled out some heroics the likes of Al Bundy at Polk High. Round 4 was pretty crazy, with Cumtard just edging Dom out with a 9 second master piece entitled ‘Alien’. Tied up and all the money on the line, Cumtard starts round 5 with a 6 second ‘Hitler’ (Shitty Band Name if anyone needs it), but is ultimately outdone by a 4 second ‘Sun’ to give Domtard the victory! So fuck that sucks, Kevin can’t plug his shit, what do we do? Give him another chance on the punch machine, and if he can beat the top female score, he can plug his shit! Sounds fair, and remember I said Kevin sounds much healthier, well he laid into the first one and knocked a 55 which was already enough to beat all the ladies and get his plug. But fuck that, Cumtard took all 3 shots, and maxed out at a 60 on his last punch, bringing him even with the likes of Tully and Dingo! So does he get his plug, well not really cause all he got was to get a load shot on his face by fifty while videoed for Vine. Ok fine he can have a shitty little plug – Go to www.riotcast.com and check the merchandise tab for his Mad Scientist Party Hour tee’s n shit, or just click here!
This mutha fucker here is clearly Fucktard Of The Week – way to go champ! Ellis is getting a milkshake bar in the studio with elk cum in it so he can roid up and beat the shit out of any Gracie who wants it. The Everlast song is allegedly done, fuck yeah! And this is the
most racist commercial ever kinda stupid! Breaking News and its tragic kids so I warn you this fucking sucks – Slayer guitarist Jeff Hanneman has died at the age of 49 years old. Instead of a moment of silence, I’d rather offer you this, and please take 4 minutes out of your day and listen to the riff and may he be remembered as great as this!
Slingin’ Cream is real damn it, just ask Mr. Ding-A-Ling and how he was threatened by rival owner Sno Cone Joe, no bullshit! And if you don’t think that’s funny, then go back and listen to Ellis run off a list of new Wolfknife names. I’m not gonna list them all, in fact I’m not gonna list any. Final calls pretty much were just about a whole bunch of randomness really. One caller did have the nerve to call in and steal my closing joke, about how your grandmother went to the swap meet and picked up some porn to keep the 6 year old entertained while I slang some of my own cream, OH!