Hey there all you lovely fucks!!!! I had some serious Sirius issues today, so I’m gonna warn you now that this is only like 80% of a recap of what went on today but It figured that 80% is wayyyyyyy better than 0% so I’m writing it anyway!!!!! And if you don’t like that, then you can go right ahead and fuck yourself :D
Ellis is in the studio today, and yeah, that’s about it because, man, is his ass giving him all sorts of problems. But he made it in today and therefore we will all rejoice and listen to whatever Ellis is going to tell us all about his hole. It’s everything, guys, he tells us wonderful and dedicated listeners everything about what is going on with his ass (and if you’re a lucky member of Official Jason Ellis you can even go to the website and get a look into his hole, thanks to the ever-lovely Katie) and man, he has some ass issues. He Ellis apologized a few times about talking about his ass in so much detail for those whoso cup of tea is not a grown man’s bleeding asshole…but this is his show and his life and he’s going to talk about the bleeding, rotting, death Continue reading →
Country music is speaking to Ellis and it’s not as annoying as he thought. Soul music is speaking to Tully and his adulterous ways. Ellis still has roid issues, he’s shitting blood, he wants to sit on a bowl but he can’t do that and run the show at the same time because he rides differently when on the bowl. Continue reading →
Nobody likes commercials. At least not lame commercials. These are not those. I guarantee you’re going to want to buy a t-shirt once you give these a listen. He starts off a little shaky, but quickly turns into a pro’s pro and I suspect these t-shirts will be flying off the racks in no time! Get ’em while they’re hot, folks!
There’s been so much phone sex going on lately, it’s hard to pick your favorite. Hotdog with gay men, Cumtard with a lady gay man, Tully with a methy sounding slut, Ellis at nearly any point in time, and Will in his panic room – sitting in a kiddie pool full of beans. Andrew is presumably jerking off to Mary Carillo. Anyway, here’s a short clip that probably lasts longer than you while jerking off to it.
So Hotdog is putting his horndog skills to good use. He’s been calling gay phone sex hotlines. Here he is in only his 2nd sultry phone sex conversation. Get out your wad towel and your favorite choke sock and get ready to get messy!