EllisFam Interviews

I have asked for the EllisFam to do a small 8 question interview so that we may get to know one another and how The Jason Ellis Show has changed or impacted our lives. These are their reply’s, unedited and all in their own words. I hope you enjoy this as much as I do, and thank you to everyone who participated. Without you all this wouldn’t be possible.

Erika Ashley (@Erika_Ash)

  1. Where do you live? Scottsdale, Arizona
  2. What is your occupation? I’ve had a job in almost every industry, right now I am a bartender and server
  3. Tell me a little about yourself. I try to love life and take every opportunity handed to me because I never know if it will present itself again. I work hard and play hard. I love the Ellisfam and the amazing people I have been lucky enough to meet through it. The opportunities I’ve had from the Jason Ellis show have been a blessing and my life would not be the same with out them.
  4. How long have you listened to TJES? since ’07 or ’08. I was at Ellismania 3 in fortunes gym where the max capacity was 50 people. So amazing to see how far the guys have come.
  5. How did you discover TJES? Scott Green convinced me to listen once BTLS signed his BS contract. I was  hooked from the that show on.
  6. What keeps you listening to TJES? Several things. That way I know what is going on at each Ellismania and to keep up on the fam, the crazy antics, and I love that everyone from the show gives their real life experiences and struggles, that makes it so relatable and a sense of not being so alone in any one bumpy road in life.
  7. Has the show changed or impacted your life in any way? How? The show has given me amazing opportunities and experiences and has given me friends I wouldn’t trade the world for.
  8. Is there anything else you would like to share? I hope to have at least one more “hot chick” fight for the hall of fame Ellismania! Harden the fuck up and red dragons! We are Ellisfam for life! xoxo

 

If you would like to be apart of the EllisFam Interviews, please contact me (@Az_RedDragon) through twitter and I will send the interview to you.

Show Re-cap For Wednesday 8/15/2012

Texting and driving, it can be dangerous, so remember, wait until you get to a stop light, but your beer in the cup holder and then text. That way you can do it safely. Word on the street is that Thomas Haden Church is back in town and he reclaimed his car. And in case you haven’t heard it’s not just any car, its a Porsche Supra Extra Turbo with built in jet packs and rocket launcher. Okay maybe not, but it is pretty fucking awesome. Josh’s load sharing girlfriend has yet again stepped up her game, now she wants to take Josh to a Goth Bar. But that’s not the really great part, she want’s him to wear assless chaps there. He made a joke of it and kinda said no, but she texted him again today (probably while driving) about it. I have a feeling that in the near future we will start seeing a more clumsy Josh, falling down stairs, hitting door knobs, you know, girl shit. Hell, even a gay Canadian bull riding cowboy wouldn’t wear assles chaps, and that’s straight from the horses mouth!

Are you a Porn Star? Do you know a Porn Star? Do you have rug burns on your dick because all you do is “get to know” Porn Stars? Well good news for you and your beaten meat, the Ellis Show is trying to get more porn stars on. Are you done groaning yet? I just hope that these will be entertaining and not just the usual ditsy girls that have a protein count that’s usually reserved for body builders. Speaking of Porn Stars, did you know that David “I ruined VanHalen” Lee Roth has a daughter in porn? Of course you didn’t, who pays attention to their names anyhow.

She’s got her fathers eyes.

Big Gay Baby is still married to Big Ass Kardashian, I think that he is throwing a fit over the prenup or some shit, I could care less, that douche canoe got more money for those two days than most people make in a few years. Will “was that lightning or just my shins in the sun” Pendarvis brought in a new game, Pop Culture Pop Quiz. Rawdog won, which means that Rawdog lost, anybody that knows that much about kid shows and doesn’t have kids shouldn’t be allowed near schools or parks. It would seem that there is a RedBull Conspiracy going on in the swinghouse. Someone put full cans of Redbull outside the fridge while putting the empty box in the fridge. Simple case of mistake, maybe someone got a little distracted? Fuck no! Teberculosis Bitch Navarro claims that he did what Pendo told him to and Pendavich says nay. Maybe we will never know, it will always be a mystery, that and those fucking magnets.

Dave Mustane is entertaining thousands of Asians with his political theory’s, which is a much better idea than doing it with his music. Some nasty skank girl got a tattoo on her butthole (yes I giggled when I typed butthole, try it). If you want, you can watch it, and if I know you, you do. In an effort to not wake up with a bondage mask on, Ellis had Josh try his pimp and on the part time call screeners  Erika Ashley (@Erika_Ash) and Jolene (@JoleneParties), and he proved that even for a little dude whose only 5’2″ (Ok, he’s more like 5’6-1/2″) that he knows how to treat a bitch when she steps out of line, even though we all know Erika could drop him with one swing. Tomorrow shall be quite interesting. Our favorite stylish sluts, Rachel and Sarah, did some final calls and we learned that Sarah is bleeding like a stuck pig and thats cool with her, more lube for the lovin. The rest of the final calls were average, like usual. That’s all for tonight folks, sorry but my best endings are in your moms ass, OH!

12/22/2011 Drama From Your Baby Mama

All kinds of awesome drama came out today on the show.

Apparently long time listeners, super fans, and supporters @emilyinSD and @ErikaAsh got 86’ed from future EllisMania’s. Why? According to them, because they were talking about a rumor going around. Some how the rumor got back to @AndreaMate that they were talking about it and the rumor was attributed to them. Then @EllisMate got word of that, and in trying to keep the peace with his soon to be ex-wife (as of 12/22/2011) he decided they were out of any future events. And there you have it. It’s highschool gossip all over again.

At first (and understandably) both @emilyinSD and @ErikaAsh where mad and willing to explain the situation. They claimed that they were simply talking about the rumor. Being that both of them are (or were, depending on what they claim themselves now) long standing #EllisFam members and have participated in EllisMania events (also appearing on @FuelTV broadcasts of EllisMania events), most of the #EllisFam were in their corner and ready to help defend them. It seemed unfair that they both were no longer included in EllisMania events. They really wanted, and deserved a chance to defend themselves and share their side of the story.

All of this Twitter drama went without mention until near the end of the show. Finally it was acknowledged. @EllisMate (paraphrasing here) basically said whether it was true or not, it didn’t matter. He is trying to distance himself from most individuals in an attempt to avoid all the drama. He also said that if @emilyinSD or @ErikaAsh were to show up at a Death! Death! Die! concert, he would be willing to talk to them as friends, and that he is not mad at them. He went as far as to say that he was more upset about the person that talked to @AndreaMate, who probably started this whole mess in the first place.

It seems to be generally accepted that the person who most likely started the rumor/s, is responsible for other rumors and throwing others under the bus. Clearly, if all of this is true, and this person exists – they are responsible for all of the drama concerning this particular situation – and potentially other drama that is of now currently unconfirmed.