How you fuckers doing? We’re gonna pretend this is Friday evening and much like Ellis, you just got done jerking off in the shower. Ellis went to the Chateau Marmont for breakfast but even thought he liked the place he got shitty service. He went there instead of El Compadre, his usual spot, because an ice cream that he got for Devin had glass in it [SHITTING BLOOD IS METAL] and the other place he usually goes had water in the pancake syrup, cheap fuckers! Rawdog thinks Chick-Fil-A is all cool now because they allegedly stopped giving money to gay hating groups over six months ago after donating millions. Domino’s Pizza might be against gays too but the crack team of interns isn’t able to find solid evidence. Josh found something but his vote doesnt count becuase he can’t argue the reason why going to Chick-Fil-A is okay now but not if they discriminated against the Jews. He said, “Belief alone shouldn’t disqualify a company” except when that belief is something of his own apparently.
We came back with Hollywood news but still steaming from the conversation of the last segment Ellis told Josh that it is either him or Josh and with that, Rawdog left. Ellis then talked to callers that either kissed his ass or were just plain ‘ol retarded. On the bright side, Ellis doesn’t have AIDS. A dude called in about perspective and made some good points but the only thing that I can take from it is the number of times he said perspective. I think he said perspective at least a dozen times. Perspective. Will started telling heart warming stories of his childhood and the KKK and cross burning barbecues and laundry day at Billy Bobs Laundromat where your whites get whiter than white.
After the most painful hour on radio Rawdog returned to do the worst segment on radio, Hollywood News. Did you miss it? Lucky you. Next up is Ellis Jeopardy Intern Edition with celebrity guest Butterballs! As one would expect they are all total and complete morons! Anal Gay tried to cheat, twice and got caught both times, once by deducting points from one of the other tards and the other time by looking at the computer. At the end the real winner was Tully, because he is the only one that didn’t get a little bit dumber from listening to these interns.
After returning from the fucktardedry we found out that Balls is retiring from fighting because his back is going out. It Turns out smashing walnuts isn’t hard so unfortunately that was a waste of time, but it was funny watching the interns run all over town trying to find them. Team Jetta came in studio claiming that Butterballs pissed on the toilet but thanks to Will Sherlock Holmes Pendarvis he checked the security tapes revealing that it is in fact Team Jetta that had a lack of weenie control and sprayed his splatter all over the seat! Ellis is doing a signing with other dudes at Tilly’s in Upland on Saturday, umm, yeah if you went then good for you but if you are just finding out now then, my bad. They talked about dating, fucking, being sketchy, deal breakers, and falling in love. But more importantly, So your chick has a stinky box! Sometimes it;s simple hygiene, sometimes she is railing too many other dudes, sometimes she just needs a little medicine form the box doctor. Or you can use the old school method the yer mum uses to make her snooch smell better, shove a rotting mouse up ya, OH!