Alright listen up, shitheads. It’s gameday so today’s re-cap is gonna be a bullet-point edition because fuck you I love hockey. Besides, the less reading your tiny brains have to do, the better. Right, dumdum?

• Ellis braved the torturous 5pm LA traffic to get El Tigre to the track for some quality practice time.
• Dingo told a story about how he won a bet or something against some Saudi sheiks at an event that cost millions to attend.
• He then went on to talk about global conservation. Ironic.
• The guys debated who would be the better rapper today: Biggie or Tupac? Biggie was the unanimous vote.
• Ellis found a store filled with Australian candy, toys, and all kinds of other shit yesterday.
• A conversation about hard work and celebrities got started, which featured Ellis saying that he doesn’t believe in luck, which I find stupid considering how much it has played a role in his success.
• The guys sampled some of the candy he got at the store, which included a lollipop that makes you fart. Naturally, he gave that to Kevin.
• Ellis found a bunch of shirts, gear, and other memorabilia the he didn’t know he had, so he decided to give a bunch of stuff away to fans.
• Apparently SiriusXM was having an ice-cream social, so Ellis decided to scope it out while talking to the show on his phone. It. Was. Riveting.
• The guys decided to play a game where callers had to guess the title of a movie based solely off of Ellis’ plot description.
• News With Some Asshole made its usual final hour appearance.
• Will came in and went over some show reviews/comments from the fans. It was essentially the show stroking its own dick, because there is no way there was nothing but good comments.
• Final calls wrapped things up and brought the show to a close.

Hockey time! LET’S GO HAWKS!!! (How bout those Blues, eh bitPimps? Suck it!)