Me plowing through this recap.

Afternoon, fuck-a-roos! It’s #WhitePeopleWednesday, #WhorePissWednesday, #WreckedPussyWednesday, and #WangPenisWednesday. Actually, I think it’s only one of those, but whatever. Let’s get right into it with some bullet points! 

• There’s over modulation, so right back to a song so the engineer guy can fix shit.
• Bert McCracken (aka Brad McFadden) works right, so he’ll be on the show if the show can work right. TS Foxxy will be on the show later as well.
• Tully was giddy as a school girl the first time he met Bert, and he’s a little embarrassed by that because Bert is like 5 years younger than him.
• Ellis and Tully were thanked in some line notes in a Used album.
• Ellis was anxious all day yesterday, especially with the guests. He also had panic attacks all night last night.
• Nobody wants to know what is in Billy Joel’s butt.
• The phones weren’t working for a second and it’s all JEFF’S FAULT! Jeff is the caller.
• Lee emailed Andrea and said he was wasted and regrets some of the things he said to Jason while he was in Australia.
• It’s hard to do trans and dental meditation while you smell cat shit and hear Armenian’s dropping their kids off at school.
• You can grow up to be that guy or not be that guy, it’s your choice to choose.
• Whether Master P will admit it or not, make no mistake, he has a golden grenade.
• Tully looked a lot of gay porn last night. For science. He saw Héctor “Macho” Camacho’s tri-colored dick too.
• 

  After getting dick clit licked.

  Dick clit guy is getting his dick clit licked.

• As if you didn’t already know, Will FUCKS!
• Break time.
• Bert’s here and he wishes he was around for EllisMania. He always misses EllisMania.
• Bert says Australia is full of racist homophobes and it’s encouraged there.
• Bert wants to grow weed in Australia. Apparently he also wants to completely drop off the face off the earth. He hates people.
• Bert refuses to believe Mao is in heaven giving babies cancer.
• There was more stuff said, I’m sure of it. However worked kept me from listening until after the next break.
• Break time.
• Back with Bert still in studio. They’re commenting about Master P’s sunglasses and how he needs a better pair.
• Ellis thinks Bert looks awesome on stage. The bass player though, not so much. But that might just be because he used to fuck Katie.
• Bert’s parents are proud of him and they’re close, but they’re also still very religious and Bert… not so much. Like at all. So there is a little separation there.
• Bert wants to take ketamine with Ellis & Tully while live on the show. Jude could probably hook them up.
• Bert says a lot of people on DMT feel like somebody probed or raped them anally. A lot of people see little dudes, faces, and hug the ground too. Bert really wants to be in a k-hole right now.
• Bert plays a mean piccolo trumpet and he wants to jam with Ellis & Tully.
• Nancy Grace battled 2 Chainz over pot. She got schooled.
• I’m driving home and stopping at the lickher store, so…
• Break time.
• Some chick in that show Glee doesn’t shower all that often. Nobody’s eating her butt.
• Bert’s gone, Foxxy is in studio and they’re smelling celebrity branded fragrances.
• The show will be going to the AVN’s Friday, I think.
• Foxxy will be going to something for the industry professionals only, no public allowed. They’ll be discussing how there was a lot of jizz in 2014, but they can dig deeper and increase the amounts of jizz in 2015.
• A final caller wants to bang Foxxy, but that’s not going to happen because Foxxy gave him the dreaded, “awwww.” Which everyone knows is short for “no fucking way.”
• Don’t die.

You get it, right? Of course you do!