Show Re-cap For Wednesday 2/15/2012

Shit got existential right away, talking about God, Lynyrd Skynyrd, and John Wayne Gacy. What? You can’t see the connection? Then what’s with that stupid look on your stupid face for? Whoa, whoa, whoa, slow your roll. I was just joking. You have a great face, I love your face! And you’re not stupid, I’m stupid. Also, I love you. xoxoxo

Today is World’s Greatest Wednesday, the one that has been worked on since last Wednesday. It’s all about world’s greatest guitar lead solos. But before getting into the greatest, they got into some of the worst. Some horrid band murdered their cover of Pink Floyd’s Comfortably Numb. I felt embarrassed for them, I hope they just unplugged their instruments, threw them in a lake, and went back to painting warehouses. That was awful. I’m going to vomit if we don’t move along here, so that’s exactly what we’re going to do.

Here’s a list of the top 10 guitar lead solos, in order of their placement:

  1. Guitar SoloDavid Gilmour – Comfortably Numb
  2. Dire Straits – Sultans of Swing
  3. Cliff Burton – Anesthesia (Pulling Teeth)
  4. Slash – Sweet Child O’ Mine
  5. Dragonforce – Through The Fire and Flames
  6. Lynyrd Skynyrd – Free Bird
  7. Fred Durst – Nevermind / Shave My Friends Tonight
  8. Chuck Berry – Johnny B. Good
  9. Dimebag Darrell – Domination
  10. Jimi Hendrix – All Along The Watchtower

I know some of you were absolutely OUTRAGED by the list they came up with, but don’t let it bother you so much. Just make your own list! I did, all my votes were worth 1 million and guess what? The dude I chose won! How fucking awesome was that? I’ll tell you, it was fucking awesome.

Cumtard debuted his rap skills today, rapping to a portion of Party Bot. He wants to gain some street credit after his Sk8er Boi rendition, which I seriously think he did a great job on. Anyway, it went okay I suppose, he rhymed, stayed in time, but as Rawdog (aka Bitch Stiffer) said – I’m affraid it was only possible in a studio produced setting, he probably couldn’t replicate that live, or at least not right now, maybe after some practice.

And that should pretty much do it for today’s re-cap. I dunno, what do you think? Did I miss something? Leave a comment after the beep. BEEP. BEEP. BEEP. BEEP. Shit, not those beeps, that was your mom walking backwards. OH! Okay, after this beep. BEEEEEEP.

3 thoughts on “Show Re-cap For Wednesday 2/15/2012

  1. It was a great show and my favorite WGW since worlds greatest cartoon character to do blow with. At the beginning I started to think well shit here we go again 40 year old music snobs are gonna rant about how the music up to early 90’s is the only thing that matters. I mean honestly the stuff on cumtards cd is almost mainstream now. That Alexie dude from Children of bodom has a very popular cartoon character on adult swim based off of him. There are a shit ton of metal head kids out there. I am one of them. That was my feelings a little bit at 1st, my phone was fucking up too and I missed cumfats cd but listend to replay. I was just in a bad mood and cleaning a machine at work so I was also a ill buzzed on cleaners. But then the conversation continued, and like always I was enlightened. Points were made and my mood changed and I realized these 40year old fuckers really know there shit. Tully and shoebox have odiously been in da game. Commercial radio and random underground heroin snortin game. They fucking know music, regardless if they don’t know much outside the commercial realm with stuff 2003 and on…as far as I know, at least in metal …I don’t really know we’re I’m going with this.

    Regardless it was a great show and I feel that list is awsome and Fred durst is the shizznit. Its what’s great about music there’s so much out there u can like what the hell ever you want and no one is the same and we all have are opinion. I loved the show, I laughed, I almost threw my phone and I beat the shit outta my steering wheel to no more tears, air drumin away. And Kevin is a cumtastic rapper, maybe not up to sk8rboi status but it’s hard to fuck with perfection. I think Kevin is the dopest rapper since that dude from die antwoord(corniest white rapper I could think of) now attention must be given back to wife and child who are battling a horrific strep sickness that my immune system basically made its bitch I think cause I’m goin strong. But don’t worry I’m coughing and spitting and spreading it at much as possible in public to insure a pussy strep outbreak

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